Former Head of Macro @ The Emerging E-girl Fund. Allegedly employed

Spring Lounge, NYC
Joined August 2011
Going out on a Wednesday at 28
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How it feels receiving a banker CIM with too many em dashes
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just put the lightning in the bottle bro
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My voxel butler when I fly a girl from Twitter dot com to our villa
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Introducing Voxel, a droid butler made by Tuesday Labs.
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🤝 Paid partnership
Our heterogeneous cloud just got better. We're announcing a cluster scale deployment of @positron_ai as our next partner. We believe demand for fast inference will outstrip supply for the next decade. Our bet on Positron is another step towards getting fast inference for opensource models into builders' hands. Hardware goes live Q1 2027. Thanks to @mitesh711, @trsohmers and the whole Positron team! We're excited for this partnership. LFG!
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Introducing Flint, @Recursive_SI’s first model: a fast local coding model built with our automated research system, the Eureka Machine. • Best-in-class fast local coding • Up to 2x faster than comparable models: 125+ tokens/sec on a MacBook Pro, 150+ on RTX Spark • Built from scratch in under 4 months Private, unmetered intelligence on your own machine. Open weights available now on @huggingface, run it locally on your favorite framework or try it for free on @opencode or @pidotdev.
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Showing my my au pair how to disable the ring camera
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🤝 Paid partnership
Introducing Flint, @Recursive_SI’s first model: a fast local coding model built with our automated research system, the Eureka Machine. • Best-in-class fast local coding • Up to 2x faster than comparable models: 125+ tokens/sec on a MacBook Pro, 150+ on RTX Spark • Built from scratch in under 4 months Private, unmetered intelligence on your own machine. Open weights available now on @huggingface, run it locally on your favorite framework or try it for free on @opencode or @pidotdev.
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The only point in working is to buy material items for hot women
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Q3 was the biggest quarter in Hebbia's history, and I’m incredibly proud of the team that made it happen. • New ARR tripled quarter over quarter • Daily active users grew 5x • Gross revenue retention exceeded 95% The usage growth is especially exciting to me. More people are using Hebbia, and a greater share are coming back every day. We also shipped three major launches: • Max, an AI teammate that works the way your firm works. • Matrix 2.0, our next generation of agents for research and analysis. • Our API and MCP server, bringing Hebbia into the tools our customers already use and build. Seeing the team deliver these products while more customers make Hebbia part of their daily work makes this quarter particularly meaningful. Last week alone, we won five new banks to kick off the quarter. Thank you to our customers for trusting us with your work, and to everyone at Hebbia for making this our strongest quarter yet.
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Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t have Grok @bot do my taxes next year
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Our strongest quarter yet, alongside the launch of Max, Matrix 2.0, and our API and MCP server. Thank you to our customers for your continued trust and to the Hebbia team for the work behind these results.
Q3 was the biggest quarter in Hebbia's history, and I’m incredibly proud of the team that made it happen. • New ARR tripled quarter over quarter • Daily active users grew 5x • Gross revenue retention exceeded 95% The usage growth is especially exciting to me. More people are using Hebbia, and a greater share are coming back every day. We also shipped three major launches: • Max, an AI teammate that works the way your firm works. • Matrix 2.0, our next generation of agents for research and analysis. • Our API and MCP server, bringing Hebbia into the tools our customers already use and build. Seeing the team deliver these products while more customers make Hebbia part of their daily work makes this quarter particularly meaningful. Last week alone, we won five new banks to kick off the quarter. Thank you to our customers for trusting us with your work, and to everyone at Hebbia for making this our strongest quarter yet.
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>Robotic abundance: bullish >Europe relying on American brains and Chinese bodies to get there: bearish >If the gains flow abroad, Europe risks getting the disruption without enough of the upside
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For Halloween this year I'm going to dress up as a profitable trader
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Just woke up from a nightmare that Spring Lounge closed
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can you guys please stop posting ass during the workday i don’t have a privacy screen
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The cashier at Trader Joe's just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the OpenAI IPO
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BREAKING: OpenAI now projected to reach a $1,250,000,000,000.00 valuation by the end of the year. 85% chance.
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> be the wife > finds out my X card has a 3% cashback > “the more I buy the more money I’m making?!” > “well that’s not really how it works…” > takes the card > a week later > *+$280 cashback rewards” > “I basically earn $1200/month!” > … girl math is going to be the end of me
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🤝 Paid partnership
Our heterogeneous cloud just got better. We're announcing a cluster scale deployment of @positron_ai as our next partner. We believe demand for fast inference will outstrip supply for the next decade. Our bet on Positron is another step towards getting fast inference for opensource models into builders' hands. Hardware goes live Q1 2027. Thanks to @mitesh711, @trsohmers and the whole Positron team! We're excited for this partnership. LFG!
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