My wife made me an avid viewer of #TheBachelor, #TheBachelorette & #BachelorInParadise. Now I make fun of it. I am The Bachelor Critic.
Nashville, TN
Joined January 2014
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Nevermind! He’s hilarious! #GoldenBachelorette
Joan’s story had me and the wifey sobbing messes. RIP to her husband, sounded like a good dude. I’m fortunate to have had a curable cancer, but the toll is real. Cancer sucks. #GoldenBachelorette
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Making all these men stay up until the AM?!?
Hello, 911 I’d like to report elderly abuse
#TheGoldenBachelorette #goldenbachelorette
I already don’t care for Jack. If you can’t sing like Frank, don’t even try. #GoldenBachelorette
So many of these dudes are jacked!!! I need to work on my biceps… #TheGoldenBachelorette
Actually watching #TheGoldenBachelorette for real and love Kim and love Chock’s name lol
Everyone, we have a late entrant to the show, a soon-to-be-retiree who is looking for love and ice cream #TheGoldenBachelorette
All of these men are the perfect age to run for president of the United States #TheGoldenBachelorette
Hey y’all! Dusting off the account. Hope you’re doing great! I haven’t watched anything in so long…I went back to school and dealt with cancer and also have been raising my three kiddos. Thinking about giving Golden Bachelorette a shot. Anyway just wanted to reintroduce myself!
So with a third kid, ongoing cancer stuff, plus general life craziness, I'd basically abandoned this poor Twitter/X/whateverTF moonboy calls it...but now that Golden Bachelor has come out, I kinda have to tweet about it?? It won't be live but I'm excited to start!
I’m so out of touch with #TheBachelorette or any of the shows (thanks, three little kids) but my friend James is making me wanna watch
🚨Red Alert🚨
After years of teasers, The Golden Bachelor will finally premiere this fall 🌹
#TheBachelor #TheGoldenBachelor
Still thinking about the fact that Zach
-Made a no sex rule
-Had sex
-Told Gabi that he felt bad so he was going to tell everyone
-Told Gabi he was falling in love with her
-Told Kaity about everything
-Didn’t tell Ariel about anything
-Gave Gabi the second rose
#TheBachelor
IT LIVES! Show this tweet to your grandparents! #GoldenBachelor
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