Master’s Candidate, CMHC

D(M)V
Joined May 2019
Rebuilding now, but better than before.
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Lmao, me and @MrGQ_1211 text thread is my favorite cuz u never know what neither one of us is about to say next I be in here hollering lmaooo
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I was the good guy She was the bad girl I’m thinking one girl She thinking me, Earl James & Jimmy Yep she had plenty But love for me She didn’t have any
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Mind u the food already marked up vs just going to get it yourself 🫩
UberEats fees are just comical at this point
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I love when y’all show your education through the diction of your tweets. Shut these idiots out bc they too lazy to look things up 😂
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How would a threesome with 2 bottoms and 1 top work like genuinely asking
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Someone just “booped” me on Partiful. I’m scared to click the notification lmao tf is that
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I took solo trips as a single man. When I got in a relationship, I took trips with my boyfriend, and I took solo trips still. 😂 I’m single again, and I’ll continue taking solo trips. And when I get in a relationship again, I’ll take trips with my boyfriend and I’ll take solo trips still. It’s just something I found a certain peace in doing and I’m not willing to just stop. lol this doesn’t have to be hard. Communication, trust and reassurance go a long way for the anxious mind.
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Michael ⚡️♉️ retweeted
Pretty Holes Belongs In Mouths
Pretty Toes Belongs In Mouths
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I reactivate in the spring/summer and cancel in the fall lol.
Why car washes want you to have memberships so badly??????
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My only beef with the fuckin outside videos that I see is when it’s dark and I see lil gnats and shit flying across the screen. What’s up w that? Ruins the whole thing for me
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Honestly tho, it’s been a pleasure watching some of yall grow up via the socials. Some I’ve known virtually for 15+ years and never met in person. I see yall
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I’m trying to!
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When I look at mine and my best friends love life now compared to where it was 5 & 10 years ago, I’m just like—who tf coulda predicted this timeline lmao
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Lmfaooooo 😭🤣 Lmao this is only after the failed attempts to gaslight and flip the script 😭 I still ate it tho
niggas get caught cheatin & wanna cook for u, btch put my chicken back in my freezer
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Y’all all day: sexsexsex dickdickdick assassass nutnutnut 🦗🦗🦗 Me: Se— Y’all: MICHAEL?!? OMG! ¡¡Ay Dios MIO!!
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Lmfaooo
Michael talking sexual on here is like listening to your grandpa talk freaky
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Swear that was the worst 11 days of my life 😭
Nothing was more humbling than losing my taste during Covid cause did this ho just snatch my taste buds 😭
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Michael ⚡️♉️ retweeted
Not liking Tauruses is a characteristic flaw
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Today I learned what overly goin means. Look at me keeping up w the times
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