@Bad_OneLine_Man

Copywriter

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2011
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It's darkest before dawn, unless you're in Senegal... It Dakar 😭
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Hannes Bend
@hnnsbndOct 24
We had such fun last time in Dubai, too! I remember your jokes 😅 I told you about the @EACCKenya survey that 97% of corruption in Kenya is unreported…and you said “WILD! That is also the cut I take from any investment in infrastructure” and we laughed sooo hard. Fr good times!
William Samoei Ruto, PhD
@WilliamsRutoOct 23
Kenya and the United Arab Emirates enjoy warm diplomatic ties grounded on our shared aspirations. We will keep growing this friendship to facilitate more trade and investments between our two countries. Met the Minister of State in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the United Arab Emirates His Highness Sheikh Shakhboot bin Nahyan Al Nahyan, State House, Nairobi.
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Current #AVLMCI score is good for the epl table, shit for my fpl 😂😂😂
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Chepsi
@chepsi_Oct 23
Tag-teaming with your girlfriend's toy is fun. Ukichoka unasema tu Rose Muhando.
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Huyu jamaa alikuwa na mu-Hahe 😂
BLINKY@HeyHeyBlinkyOct 23
We have been doing the thing for time. youtube.com/watch?v=_mG1vIeE…

Just A Band - Ha-He

"Makmende Returns" for Just A Band's second promo from their second...

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😂😂😂 Hii ndio ile "dust ya el Nino" ilikuwa huko jana?
Jᴀǫᴇɴ H'ɢʜᴀʀ@MahleeykOct 23
A building collapses in Eastleigh, Nairobi. 9th Street, utapata corruption ama uwizi wa materials imechangia hapa, now people are injured.
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Jamaa ulipotea hii mtaa? @mmutuota
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Gadamit... Rewatching Margin Call and it had a lot of good actors in it
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Bob Kostic@causticbobOct 22
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner. Sounds hot.
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Ah SHA ka 😭
NTV Kenya
@ntvkenya19 Nov 2023
President Ruto promises Kenyans free treatment in hospitals from January 2024 ow.ly/NQs650Q9cVm
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Maybe as people too, but fcuk Maeve and Jan #Mobland
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#EPL teams against Amorim's unbeaten Italian giants #BOUACM
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Same same 😭
Kyle “BoJack” Hall@BoJackinOffOct 21
I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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Radrodro@Manasseh_6Oct 22
Gear up for the #StanchartNairobiMarathon! 🇰🇪 Quality thrifted running shoes are available now. Check the thread for prices & details. Door-to-door delivery is FREE within Nairobi! Kindly retweet widely! 🙏
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iJosh🃏
@KingiJoshOct 22
Is there a minimum dick rating to fellowship at Mountain of Fire Ministries?
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@betybutrOct 21
why are you bringing your home boy with a small dick to an mfm?
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Epicus 𓅃@democritus_wriOct 22
After a very succesful two years, I am stepping away from War Fronts, and the broader fronts universe to focus on other projects. Yesterday's video on Sudan, and my interview on Fronts, are my final contributions to the Fronts universe. Onwards and upwards
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Droid
@droid254Oct 22
Why'd you delete? @gpdkaluma 😂😂😂
Droid
@droid254Oct 22
You'll delete this in a few 😂😂😂
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MRASTA🇯🇲@coco_rasta_Oct 22
Looking to sell a slightly (6month) used Lenovo foldable, touch screen laptop. Core i5 at a negotiable price. RT my buyer might be on your tl♥️
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😂😂 Tf is a shamonda?! But it does sound as African as whence it was discovered... Ibadan, Nigeria. "Guy na Shamonda"
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 22
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France confirms first-ever human infection with Shamonda virus, previously only found in animals. patient has died.
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I raise you 10 Million... By 2030
Sam Tripoli
@samtripoliOct 21
9 Million
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Sam Tripoli
@samtripoliOct 21
9 Million
Barry Goldenstein 🇮🇱
@BarryGold87Oct 21
Nearly 8 million Jews lost their lives during the Holocaust. Never forget. Never stop fighting antisemitism.
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