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Baldisms

@Baldisms

Bald is funny...and sad.

Joined August 2012
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Baldisms@Baldisms12 Mar 2018
Replying to @Cianaf
Translation: My sense of humor is limited to trolling elite athletes whose existence I depend upon for my livelihood. Wonder why this guy keeps getting fired? #hack
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Replying to @Cianaf
My thoughts and prayers go out to anyone who believes they will gain QB insight from an “expert” who pegged Watson & Goff as failures and rated Cam Newton ahead of Brady just prior to 2017 season.
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Hanging ten with #MugabeFalls Radical Dictator. #Mugabe
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Life is like a can of spray paint. When shaken up, an inner piece help it come out better.
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Little Victory: When your kid's pant legs aren't inside out in the laundry. #PatheticLife
Hey Lax Fans! Check out our team site with tips! #Lax #Lacrosse FairfaxLax.com
Need refreshment at Home, Get yourself a Keggerator! bit.ly/11oRPjU Cold Beer and March Madness #Keggerator
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Secretly relishing renewing your drivers license so you can put your old hair color on the form. #Sad #Baldisms
Witches have cold breasts...Who started that rumor? #WitchBiggots
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Visors Verboten! #Baldisms
Just now learned why FDR couldn't stand up for civil rights later in his Presidency. #oopsie
A bald head, covered with man oils. Not a pretty sight. #Baldisms
That day you first use a towel to wipe the seat off your forehead and travel all the way to the back of your head. #Baldisms
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FOr all you Simpsons fans...pretty cool. youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…
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Finding an old college era hat and having to adjust the strap to be tighter. #Baldisms
People compliment you on the "nice shape of your head" and expect you to be grateful. #Baldisms
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