@BandwidthDenier

Maryland Terrapin Loyalist

Joined October 2024
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Anyone else an Ivy League grad?
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Dawson Mercer shipped to Methatoba
New Jersey Devils
@NJDevilsOct 23
RAISE HELLE! Connor Hellebuyck is a New Jersey Devil: bit.ly/3VPXnGR
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I have reason to believe Maryland vs. Rutgers football will be so ugly today that it will cause some viewers permanent blindness. Do not watch for your own safety.
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Part of the agreement upon joining the Big Ten was that we had to lose our first 40 games against ranked conference opponents. This is well documented and everyone knows this. Not sure why anyone thinks this is newsworthy.
Brandon Walker College Football Show
@BFWshowOct 6
Maryland is 0-39 against ranked Big Ten teams since joining the conference in 2014 (via @Terrapins247)
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I’m so glad Maryland didn’t play football today. Had a very productive Saturday!
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Luke Hughes goal on opening night
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They’re calling it the funniest post of all time
New York Jets
@nyjets10 Jan 2025
We have completed an interview with Mike Locksley for our Head Coach position.

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Maryland football closed as just 1.5-point underdogs. They lost by 51. The 49.5-point swing against the spread is one of the largest in the history of organized football. A defeat of almost incomprehensible proportions.
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Just cracked open a beer. Really going to enjoy this one. Good riddance, @CoachLocks
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No word of a lie. Mike Locksley saved Maryland Football today.
Ignoramus@BandwidthDenierSep 24
Me and my boy in a decade talking about the day (September 26, 2026) Mike Locksley saved Maryland Football
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Ignoramus retweeted
RG@RGIII__Sep 26
They said you can’t win a Big Ten game, Locks. They said you’re setting the program back, Locks. They said you don’t love the Terps anymore, Locks. They said you could upgrade from your Swatch AP, Locks. They said you weirded out recruits, Locks. How will you respond, Mike?
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Me and my boy in a decade talking about the day (September 26, 2026) Mike Locksley saved Maryland Football
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Don't run @UCLAFootball
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Good afternoon, Unfortunately for the losers and haters (of which there are many!) Mike Locksley leads the Terps to victory against UCLA. He is THE man for the job and will win BIG! The train leaves the station for the CFP Saturday. Don't be late. Lead us to greatness, Locks!
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Hello @Israel @Russia @Iran literally any or all of you just wipe me off the face of the planet man I can give you coordinates and draft up some fake nuke diagrams if need be
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Ignoramus retweeted
RG@RGIII__Sep 20
Thank you to Virginia Tech for putting an end to the Mark Turgeon and Mike Locksley eras. We won’t forget your contributions to our athletics program!
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Mike Locksley in any game of consequence
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