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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao
a must watch!
please don't retire Chuck!
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Brian Kelly could have lost to Ole Miss and Kentucky and saved you like $150 million 🤷♂️
Did you know that Alabama vs Georgia will be the first time in college football history that a game has been played in the rain?
Today was the day I discovered in some parts of Massachusetts you can drive in the emergency lane during rush hour and hoo boy is it an experience.
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Here’s just a few of big time plays he made last night… Is there a better QB in College Football this year?? 🤔
My favorite Ole Miss football tradition is spending two hours after every game trying to get my heart rate back to normal.
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Biggest win of the year so far. Braves are five up on the Phillies with 19 games to play. Ronald hit a game-tying homer in the eighth and then further endeared himself to the loving Philly fans by coming to the top step for a curtain call.
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Remarkable statistic:
Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
This podcast is relevant to my interests.
On our latest pod, we're going behind the scenes at the @BMWchamps to get the inside scoop on how a PGA Tour event is built out from start to finish.
Looking forward to Bryson discovering how much it costs to build and maintain a golf course.
🚨🗣️⛳️ #NEW — In an exclusive with @nypost, LIV Golf star Bryson DeChambeau says he wants to see LIV Golf teams own ‘stadium’ home courses and also wants to have the ability to play on the PGA Tour in addition to LIV.
“My ultimate goal is to have golf course stadiums, similar to the PGA Tour's TPC Sawgrass model, with our teams having their own golf course as a stadium....”
“Personally, I'd love to be able to play events on the PGA Tour, too. I think that's best for golf. I’d love that. It's not an either/or mentality. It's 'can we do both?' I think that's where everybody wants to be….”
“There isn't a golf fan on the planet who doesn't want to see me play a big Tour event, and I get that. I'd love to go play events that make sense, love to play team golf, and love to play wherever they'll let me.”
Do you agree with Bryson? @BrysonLegion
Easily the best news story I’ve read in years
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WEST MEMPHIS BROTHERS BUSTED AFTER POLICE SHUT DOWN ILLEGAL POSSUM FIGHT CLUB... AND YES, PEOPLE PAID TO WATCH...
WEST MEMPHIS, AR — We've officially found the only thing in Crittenden County capable of making Walmart look classy.
West Memphis Police say they thought they were responding to reports of suspicious screaming coming from an old storage building behind a vacant tire shop. Instead, officers walked into what can only be described as the SEC Championship of Bad Decisions.
According to investigators, brothers Dewayne "Scooter" McClendon and Ricky Dale McClendon were arrested Friday night after allegedly operating an underground possum fighting ring that had somehow become one of the hottest tickets in West Memphis.
Admission was reportedly $5, or FREE if you brought a folding chair and promised not to call Animal Control.
Deputies say the "arena" consisted of a circle made from empty pickle jars and busted beer cans, complete with a hand-painted banner reading:
"POSSUMPALOOZA 2026 - Where Champions Play Dead."
The fight card reportedly featured legendary competitors including:
Sir Hiss-A-Lot
Mississippi Mike
Dumpster Debbie
Whatever Ricky Caught Behind Popeyes 20 Minutes Ago
The investigation began after neighbors complained about "violent screeching, excessive cheering, and someone repeatedly yelling, 'HE'S FAKIN' IT!'"... which, as it turns out, is exactly what possums do.
When officers entered the building, they discovered nearly 30 spectators, four coolers full of cheap beer, a folding table serving as the betting counter, and one possum proudly wearing a championship belt made from duct tape, a dog collar, and what appeared to be an expired Bass Pro Shops gift card.
Police say the biggest problem with the operation wasn't the gambling...
It was that the possums refused to cooperate.
Apparently every match ended about 12 seconds in when both contestants dramatically fell over and played dead.
Several angry bettors reportedly demanded refunds, insisting they'd "seen more action waiting in line at the DMV."
When questioned, Scooter allegedly told officers:
"We ain't breakin' no laws... we're preservin' Southern heritage."
His brother Ricky Dale reportedly added:
"Besides... they was volunteers."
Authorities weren't convinced.
Both brothers now face charges including animal cruelty, illegal gambling, and operating an unlicensed concession stand after officers discovered they had been selling boiled peanuts and nachos out of what investigators described as "a heavily modified leaf blower."
As for the possums...
Wildlife officials safely released them into the woods, where they're expected to make a full recovery just as soon as they finish pretending to be dead for the next six to eight business days.
Only in West Memphis could somebody lose fifty bucks betting on an animal whose entire fighting strategy is taking a nap.
Cliff Messer















