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@BannedInJC

An Inconvenient Goof

 In the swamps of Jersey
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Joined July 2009
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Hi everyone. Pleased to announce that Xena Warrior Princess, Judge Judy, Elliott Smith and Chucky on SNL is my brand. Thanks! youtu.be/NDDOyDZ3Aks – at Jersey City, NJ
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Rushi
@rushicryptoOct 31
Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) profile picture
grace spelman@GraceSpelman16h
everything is so Reference-poisoned these days it feels very refreshing to see Heidi Klum be “a gross hand” for halloween
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tayler (😬) (@billdifferen) profile picture
tayler (😬)@billdifferenOct 31
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Arwen@heavenleybodyOct 31
Is this anything
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mr. joshua (@pants) profile picture
mr. joshua
@pants23 May 2025
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Naotoposting@N407770Oct 31
me encantan las fiestas de disfraces lpm
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jill@JillM_WebbOct 31
I hate Brooklyn Halloween wdym you’re the myrtle av/bway dunkin checkers popeyes
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City of New York (@nycgov) profile pictureCity of New York
@nycgov31 Mar 2025
Keep us in god's country
street view at broadway myrtle intersection in brooklyn with well known three businesses below elevated train station (dunkin, checkers and popeyes). on the street are people walking across street and car parked on the side.

ALT street view at broadway myrtle intersection in brooklyn with well known three businesses below elevated train station (dunkin, checkers and popeyes). on the street are people walking across street and car parked on the side.

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lola :)@w0rmstringOct 31
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re Goo (1990)
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rrudie@_pressuredrop_Oct 31
how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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Tout va bien 😩
Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) profile pictureDan Wilbur@DanWilburOct 31
JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English. RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER. Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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celia (@_celia_bedelia_) profile picture
celia
@_celia_bedelia_Oct 29
Between the “shove the ballroom up your ass” guy and “closest I’ll get to seeing a cult up close” we really are sending our best
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we shall not look upon the likes of this white boy motion again
RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) profile pictureRetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 29
📺On February 5, 1994, Patrick Stewart hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ with musical guest Salt-N-Pepa
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pile of ash@thrullsOct 30
I’ve sat through noise performances you wouldn’t even consider leaving the house for
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Me and all my boys rn
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Brian Fauteux@brianfauteuxOct 29
This famously stops after college
🤷‍♀️ (@ImLitAsfk) profile picture🤷‍♀️@ImLitAsfkOct 28
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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If you can spell “borders,” Vote Democrat.
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Hend Amry
@LibyaLibertyOct 29
make it so, number one. 😢
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Sarah Sherman came by and was SO ANNOYING!!! Hey Sarah, come back anytime! Heh-heh-heh.
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frozen reeds@frozenreedsOct 29
Autechre crowd shot when the lights come up
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James@exhaustdataOct 27
[dying unfulfilled] “this is just like Synecdoche New York”
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