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37. Copywriter. United fan. Bacon lover. Decent runner. Prefab Sprout enthusiast.

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Joined March 2009
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Neither did Harry Kane.
We didn’t realise it wasn’t a work event.
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I’m not sure that DR Congo really is a medical professional.
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How many times do I have to tell you... STOP BUILDING REPLICATORS!!!
Researchers at Columbia University have developed modular robots that can adapt, repair, and even rebuild themselves using a concept called robot metabolism. 🤖 Instead of remaining fixed, these robots can detach, reconnect, and reorganize their own structure based on the task or environment. If one part is damaged, the system can replace or rearrange itself rather than stopping completely. This could reshape the future of disaster response, industrial automation, and even space exploration. The idea of robots that evolve instead of wear out is becoming more than science fiction. What real-world application do you think will benefit most from this technology? 🎥 Media: @Columbia ⚠️ This content is shared for informational purposes only. CTO Robotics Media is a media platform and does not own or develop the technology shown. Credit belongs to the original creators.
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Quite insane that two of them went sub 2 🤯 #londonmarathon
#Goodmorning .. a new world record .. London Marathon under 2 hours .. Sabastion Sawe .. 🏃‍♂️🥇
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How is that a penalty if the Amad one wasn’t? #mufc
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Always loved Seba’s assist on this one.
Remember when David Beckham scored this beauty?
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Always liked Mr Jordan.
🤦‍♂️ "He was useless at Man United!" 😱 "With respect to Napoli... the Italian league is not the Premier League!" Simon Jordan reacts to Rasmus Hojlund's social media dog at Man United after winning the Super Coppa Italiana with Napoli
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The moment of 2025…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“He manages it well.” *Picks ball out of the back of the net*
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Bryan Mbeumo to all the rival fans that were sending around the photoshopped fat pic of him during the summer 🖕🏼🇾🇪
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🎥-🔴 😂🤣🤣🤣 @WayneRooney
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Thought the Naked Gun reboot was great when I saw it in the cinema but it really is a superb sequel/reboot.
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“There’s so much to not like about football content on X but this fakely attributing quotes to people is perhaps what I despise the most.” - Alessandro Costacurta
🚨 John Terry "Won't lie, Wirtz is scary. Rio, don’t pretend you’re not shaking. Looks like KDB got sent back to the factory and came out younger, faster, tireless. Only thing left is linking Salah more. They lost the shield, good but that kid's trouble" teapawt.org/KfjcompsV30196/status/…
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I was there, Gandalf. 3,000 years ago.
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never embraced the culture
Alex Ferguson was at Manchester United for 26.5 years & never embraced Manchester, the club or the culture as much as Pep Guardiola has Manchester City. Just another reason to call him the greatest of all time! 🩵👑
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Apparently, Zidane was overrated now… Zidane. Get out.
btw how many league goals did he score when he won it ?? #justasking
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Now, this is right up my alley x2!
Jamiroquai made a guest appearance during Dua Lipa’s performance yesterday, with Jay Kay and Dua Lipa performing 'Virtual Insanity' together.
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