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Watch how Pep welcomed Mourinho to his first Clásico (5–0). 🎥⬇️
Hansi Flick is a hospitable man too, by the way. 💀
Flick has already caused three Real Madrid managers to lose their jobs. Mourinho will be the fourth after El Clásico. 💀
1. Carlo Ancelotti ✅
2. Xabi Alonso ✅
3. Álvaro Arbeloa ✅
4. José Mourinho ⏳
When Messi wins an award, it gains a whole new level of fame, recognition, and prestige.
At this point, it's not Messi winning the award. It's the award winning Messi. 👑🐐
Pedri: “Whenever Spain got knocked out of a tournament, Argentina was always my second team because of Messi.”
Me: “Even if Messi plays against my own kids, I’m hoping he gives them the worst night of their lives.” 💀😭
Presidents come and go. Messi is forever. ❤️
Lionel Messi: “Barcelona means a lot to me. I feel special love for the city, the club. It will always be like this.”
Laporta made his choice, but Barcelona has already chosen its king. 👑🐐
Watch Messi’s reaction when he’s asked about his first love, Barcelona. 🥹⬇️
The man who terrorized Europe’s greatest clubs and conquered its most iconic stadiums…
But ask him about his first love, and watch the greatest to ever do it become a man lost in his own memories. 🥹💙❤️
Lionel Messi when asked about Barcelona. 😭🎥⬇
Royal protocols can wait. The King of Hearts never forgets his people. 👑
Messi broke protocol to sign autographs for his fans. ❤️
“I cut my hand on purpose so I wouldn’t have to go to work and could come see Messi.” 😭
Spain needs to declare a national holiday for Messi. 🎥⬇️
Messi: “A chess opening that matches my style?”
ChatGPT: “Goat Horns.” 🐐
Checkmate, Ronaldo fans. ♟️
You got cooked by the very technology you trust with your life. 😭🎥⬇️
I’D RATHER LOSE TO PSG IN OCTOBER AND BEAT THEM IN MAY OR JUNE. 👀
We are the club that DEFINED the Remontada. We’ve done the impossible against PSG before. Who says we can’t do it again? 🔵🔴
This story isn’t finished. The Remontada belongs to Barça. Watch this reminder. 🎥⬇️
🚨 Man of the Match: Deco. 💀
Signed Joan García, who saved Barça from humiliation, and sold Ferran Torres to PSG, who made sure it stayed 4–2. 🤡
Not just Man of the Match, but Sporting Director of the Season. 🏆
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Lamine Yamal: That’s what separates special players from a generational talent. 🤯
Everyone expected him to pass because of the angle, but he did the unexpected, took the shot, and scored. 🥶
Not Raphinha. Not Lamine. XAVI ESPART. 🥶
He’s always shown incredible intelligence in attacking spaces, and tonight he did it brilliantly again. ❤️
We were worried when both our right backs got injured. Then Xavi Espart showed up.🔥
We’ve already scored in PSG’s net by selling them Ferran Torres. 💀
Don’t worry, Barça fans. It’s already 1-1. 😂⬇️
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