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🚨EXCLUSIVE: Immediately after Ferran Torres “HERE WE GO” to PSG dropped, Gavi kicked him out of the Barcelona team group chat.
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🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Following Man City's defeat to Aston Villa, Barcelona are now the only team in Europe's Top 5 leagues with a 100% league win record. #fcblive 🔥
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Pedritoooo ❤
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🚨BREAKING: Florentino Perez will not attend the Clasico vs Barcelona. This is because he will be watching the game from the VAR ROOM.
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🚨BREAKING: Rodri won’t feature vs PSG. Flick believes DESTROYING Real Madrid is more important than PSG Jose Mourinho has been advised to start PRAYING.
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🚨BOMBAZO: Ferran plans to confront Gavi tomorrow over kicking him out of the group chat before he could say goodbye. Gavi has threatened to kick him in the balls if he comes near him.
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🚨JUST IN: Balde was asked what his birthday wish was, and he said “to start against PSG” Flick told him to make another wish
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🚨 BREAKING: After Flick told Balde to make another wish, he closed his eyes in tears and said: “God, I don’t ask for much. Just make two defenders unavailable vs PSG and let me score the winner on Tuesday.”
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🚨 BREAKING: After Flick told Balde to make another wish, he closed his eyes in tears and said: “God, I don’t ask for much. Just make two defenders unavailable vs PSG and let me score the winner on Tuesday.”
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🚨🎖| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Eric García will be the only player undergoing tests tomorrow, while everything is reportedly OK for Gerard Martín and Koundé. [@fansjavimiguel] #fcblive
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🚨BREAKING: Jules Kounde has decided to throw a party after hearing that Vinicius won’t play El Classico. @ElChirincirco
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🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry: “My Ballon d’Or pick was Mbappé, but I’ve changed my mind. Lamine Yamal is clear of every player in the world right now. There is no argument left. The award should be his. @sportstnt
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🚨BREAKING: Lamine Yamal has warned his teammates “No one touches Lemina tonight” I’ll give him more than the Rabiot treatment tonight.
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🚨 BREAKING: Gavi is DEVASTATED about Vinicius missing El Classico. He had been practising his World Cup trophy celebration in front of him all week.
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🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: People keep saying the team has evolved but I think we’re going to evolve more when we face Real Madrid and PSG. The Quantum leap will be against this two teams.
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🚨BOMBAZO: After making his 100th appearance, Gerard Martin is now valued at $1 BILLION.
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🚨JUST IN: Deco has informed Chelsea that Kounde is for SALE @moilloreda
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🚨DID YOU KNOW: Gabriel Jesus has scored more league goals than Vinicius Jnr this season. He only has one knee
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🚨🔵🔴BREAKING: Chelsea are prepared to offer €90 MILLION full payment for Jules Kounde in January.
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🚨 BREAKING: Hansi Flick has reportedly told Bayern Munich that Dani Olmo is NOT FOR SALE, even for €150M. In his words: “I wanted this guy when I was at Bayern and you think I’m selling him now ? @SkyGermany
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🚨BREAKING: After Xavi Espart renewal until 2030, Balde was heard on call saying “it not looking good for me bro”
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