Functioning alcoholic with childish tendencies. https://xitter.cf/t.co/YWWpW8Q7vd

Bristol, England
Joined November 2010
I got to give my two penneth on Cocktail making at home!
Cocktail making tips from Bristol bartenders 🍹 Pro tips from some of Bristol's top bartenders, including @themilkthistle and @ClockworkRoseCo visitbristol.co.uk/blog/read…
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Our New Year's Eve kit's are still available but what about New Year's Day? We've put together a martini kit based on some classic hangover remedy cocktails. Including our Caffeinator Martini and Bloody Martini! Check out our newsletter for more details: mailchi.mp/a3818107a3a9/dece…
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Unlocked Achievements, Hangover Cures and Improbable Bets in this months newsletter: The Year That Never Was - mailchi.mp/a3818107a3a9/dece…
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Gift Sets and Cocktail Kits Now Available for Delivery from @ClockworkRoseCo
Delivery Now Available! Our Marvellous Elixir Gift Sets and Cocktail Kits are now available for delivery with help from Bristol Cycle Co-Op - mailchi.mp/3ac4c4b2ef13/deli…
if you see a dinosaur out of its enclosure we ask that you please first try to get them back in the enclosure on your own before asking park employees for help. there are too many dinosaurs out at any given time for us to handle all of them
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The latest newsletter from The Captain - April 2020: King of the Crab People - mailchi.mp/736130d42532/apri…
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Taking a break from "People not realising that liquorice cordial will taste of liquorice" and other stories
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DON'T PANIC! This Wednesday to celebrate the 42nd Anniversary of the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, we will be serving up our signature Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters for half price! #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #pangalacticgargleblaster #douglasadams – at Bristol, England
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Tomorrow night is the return of the Whisky Fight Club! Enjoy a blind tasting of GlenDronach Highland Whisky and Old Forester Kentucky Bourbon, and choose your favourite. Will Scotch hold onto its title? Tickets available at: link.getawriggleon.com/yWFf8… #whiskyfightclub2019
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Vote for The Clockwork Rose in the Food Reader Awards 2020! We're throwing our hat in the ring for Best Cocktail Bar in the Southwest (albeit a bit late!) If you love what we do head over to saltmedia1.wufoo.com/forms/k… and cast your vote before 30th October! #foodreaderawards
It took way too long for me to realise this was not Tetris 🤣
Bit rude @FirstBSA bartenders take a lot of pride in their work, it is anything but "boring"!
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The best thing about tonight's #silentfilmsociety is imagining everything this guy says but in Brian Blessed's voice! @ClockworkRoseCo @brianblessed #clockworkrose #thelostworld #Bristol
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Couldn't have got through this first year without the support of my incredible wife! I love you sweetheart x #clockworkrose #crumbsawards #crumbsawardsfinalist #bristol
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"I really like this tea towel" - Oliver Lambert, 2018
"Dressage is so hard" Thomas Liddell, 2018
Have you met our little lime-octopus friends?? Come in and try a Kraken's Folly and we'll introduce you to the cutest fruit based cephalopods you've ever seen! #clockworkrose #steampunkbar #steampunk #octopus #cephalopod #releasethelimeoctopus! – at Bristol, England
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We are open this Easter Sunday from 5pm. For reservations please call 01179276869 – at Bristol, England
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The Byzantine Butterfly Marvellous Elixir no.6 Raspberry Vodka, St.Germain Elderflower liqueur, Lemon Juice, @bluebirdteaco blue raspberry tea. - #clockworkrose #steampunk #steampunkbar #cocktails #tea #bluebirdteaco #everythingstopsfortea #bristollifeawards #bristol
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