Christian, husband, Army Armor veteran 🇺🇸 God’s most unhinged garden gnome. Won’t stop yapping about Transformers and GI Joe. My views are my own 🤙🏻

Joined September 2013
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Sometimes I think I am going through the hardest year of my life alone…. But then the IRS comes around to remind me I’m never really alone.
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Replying to @jamestalarico
White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus. But we spread it wherever we go—through our words, our actions, and our systems. We don’t have to be showing symptoms—like a white hood or a Confederate flag—to be contagious.
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"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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Having this and laying on the floor and looking at the cool pictures and rocking my feet back and forth and giggling and having fun and loving life and loving Transformers Armada
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Twilight Princess's soundtrack is so good
Is there any gaming soundtrack so good that you've actually listened to it outside of playing the game???
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…shit
New Takara Rumors: Missing Link Megatron & Starscream, MPG Megatron Reuses, More news.​tfw2005.​com/2026/10/26/new-takara-rumors-missing-link-megatron-starscream-mpg-megatron-reuses-more-577498
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Buddy from out of state got me the hookup on one of those cheapo Rottclaws since my local Target is barren. Paid under $25 shipped for him and his raptor 😎
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做好啦🦖🚙🕺🕺🕺🕺
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ついに念願の「フィギュア王 No.60」を入手!!!!! これがアルマダ(マイクロン伝説) メガトロンの試作だっ!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Forgot to post this last night, but my first King Cobra Commander was delivered yesterday. Lucky me, I got one of the first run versions with the goofed aiguillette, so this one will remain sealed and the second one I have over at BBTS will be the one I open
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That one Deimossufusion ornament be like:
Heidi Lee's Endless Echo Hat
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I think these are inarguably the best CGI videogame trailers of all time
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They’re doing this to me at work tonight
What are they doing to him
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It’s just wild to me that the infinite money glitch that was once my beloved Transformers is now practically being funded by a card game, like how it was recently discovered that Minecraft was what was keeping Xbox alive 🫠
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Fkin onion ninjas, man…
I've lived in the same apartment building in Tokyo for 11 years. I know zero names. That's normal here. We nod in the elevator. We do not speak. Then Mike moved in on the third floor. Ohio. Six-foot-four. Laughs like a truck starting up. Day 1: He knocked on every door with a plate of cookies. (In Japan, when you move in, you give your neighbors a small towel. Then you leave. Mike gave cookies. Then he stayed and talked.) Week 1: He knew everyone's name. Including the dog's. Then there was Mrs. Sato on the first floor. She's 84. Her husband passed away ten years ago. She lives alone. In 11 years, I had never heard her voice. Every Tuesday, Mike carried her groceries up the steps. She didn't speak English. He didn't speak Japanese. They talked anyway. Mostly about the photo of her husband by the door. Then one morning, her curtains stayed closed. Mike noticed. Nobody else did. I didn't. He knocked. No answer. He called the building manager. She had fallen the night before. She'd been on the floor all night. She's okay now. But the building isn't the same. People say good morning. The elevator has conversations. Last month, we had our first rooftop potluck. Nobody knew what a potluck was. Mike explained it twice. Mrs. Sato brought 40 rice balls. And then she laughed at something Mike said. That was the first time I ever heard her voice. Mike moved back to Ohio this week. On his last morning, the whole building came down to the lobby. Kids. Grandparents. The dog. Mrs. Sato handed him a box. Inside: one thousand paper cranes. In Japan, you fold a thousand cranes for someone you want to protect. Her hands shake. She had been folding them since the day he found her. Then she said the English sentence she had practiced every day for a week. "Please... come back." Mike was crying too hard to answer in English. So he answered in the Japanese he had been secretly practicing. "Kanarazu kaette kimasu." In Japanese, that doesn't mean "I'll visit." It's what you say when you're coming home.
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Noticed Link’s hat flips out for half a second when the Lens of Truth activates. Wonder if it’s now something that is equipped on his face, like that green crystal on his chest that was recently seen? 🤔
Got a new, better shot at the Sheikah door in the Shadow Temple, than the One we had in the Japanese Website clip. So I stitched them back to back with duct tape to have a longer shot... 😅
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Toon Link with Koroks vs Wild Link
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