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Buying a laptop on Amazon:
1. Click "Buy"
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Buying a laptop at @BestBuy:
Me: I'll take this one, please.
BB: "You're going to need an antivirus, here's Norton 360 for only $129"
Me: no
BB: "We have an extended warranty, for only $150 it covers blah blah"
Me: no!
Here come all the FURUs to tell you that they told all their followers to load up $SGRX before the run.
Follow them for up to the minute updates on what ** already ** ran up...
Just don't give them any money. They are all charlatans..
$weto PR: "We're going to pause dumping shares until all the future bagholders pile in, so we can dump shares at a better price."
יש בארה"ב פקיד אחד, שקוראים לו "סנדר", שממונה על כל הדואר שלא מצא את מיועדו. כותבים על המעטפה "שלח לסנדר" והוא מסדר את זה.
$NVVE is pumping on this news:
teapawt.org/i/status/2075586013175…
$ONFO we are short
Company with no money is buying a business with no profit with money it doesn't have
Pure pump
$YRD pumpers missing the "up to" in the "up to $20M".
Up to 20 million means "between zero and 20 million"
Sold my wedding ring to short more $SDOT
It's going to 90 again
(Cents)
$SDOT whoever is bidding on this is crazy. Yes there's a chance it'll shoot up more. But there's a far greater chance it will either crash or get stuck in a T12.
Shorting $INTZ
One unprofitable company acquires another unprofitable company = +40% ?!
SPAR CAPITAL remains short $ASTC with high conviction. Price Target $2. We are waiting out this pump by turning the lights off and using leaves for toilet paper until all the bag holders have filled their bags.
This company's press releases are beyond ridiculous.
Breaking news: @Microsoft is removing the letter "E" from future @Windows laptops and replacing it with the @Copilot key.
If you need to spell a word with an E all you have to do is hit the Copilot key and ask Copilot to fill in the missing E.
$TDIC today, fiddy dolla or fiddy cent?
100%$50
0%$0.50
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