Web3 commerce, multi-chain payments & AI-driven CRM & ERP. Autonomous social & customer intelligence + Enterprise Voice. The ultimate AI fly-wheel.
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Traditional processing eats 2.9% + $30ยข of every single sale. BasaltSurge bypasses the middlemen to deliver instant, decentralized settlements directly to your business. Card, crypto, or cash. Get paid in seconds, not days.
Experience one of the cleanest fiat-to-crypto on-ramps on the market. This is BasaltSurge, delivering seamless integration with instant settlements and zero chargebacks. $ETH
Real-life reaching unicorn status by end of 2026. $ETH
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The few developers they have left at @X vibe coded something useful for once.
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The future of Agents is here; I had a client late last year looking for this sort of motion within an agent framework. This tweet provides me with a great excuse to circle back.
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We're scaling BasaltLens focusing on Mortgage and Real Estate data; converting .png .pdf .jpeg to .xlsx .csv with dedupilcation and data enrichmentHappy Cinco de Mayo! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฎ
Data extraction is one thing; data intelligence is another...
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Is the CLARITY Act a long-overdue safety net for retail investors, or is it a regulatory "Trojan Horse" designed to kill high-yield innovation? While institutional stability is a win, we risk trading the freedom of DeFi for the restrictions of traditional banking.
Does this move toward legitimacy protect your portfolio, or just limit your potential?
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Coinbase said a deal has been reached on a key stablecoin yield provision, potentially clearing a path for sweeping crypto legislation to move forward in the US Senate bloomberg.com/news/articles/โฆ
Tell me you need a better CRM without telling me you need a better CRM. Iโll go first.
Itโs 2026, and we can beam a high-definition video of a cat playing the piano from a satellite to a handheld device in 0.4 seconds. But if I want to pay something; that money has to embark on a 19th-century Oregon Trail expedition. $BTC $ETH $USDC
Somewhere on page 47 of your bank's terms & conditions, there's a line that says:
"We reserve the right to restrict access to your funds at our discretion for up to 10 business days."
Your money. Their discretion.
You agreed to this. (Don't worry, so did everyone. Nobody reads page 47.)
Self-custody means there IS no page 47. No one holds a master key to your vault. No one can freeze, delay, or "review" your access to funds you earned.
Your money. Your rules. No fine print. $BTC $ETH $SOL
The 3% fee isn't a cost of doing businessโit's a legacy tax on a system that shouldn't exist. We're building the oven for the $100T machine economy.
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The biggest lie in Fintech is that 3% merchant fees are 'inevitable.'
They aren't an expense; they are a legacy tollbooth built for the human age.
AI Agents don't pay tolls.
We are killing the 70-year-old game of payment-processing-spaghetti with a single, direct 'Agent-Native' rail.
In a $100T machine economy, zero-friction settlement isn't a feature; it's the infrastructure.
BasaltSurge is the direct-to-ledger settlement highway that legacy networks thottle at the gate.
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๐ซ Bank A
๐ซ Gateway B
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Pure Settlement
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High-Yield Beachheads
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Neuromimetic Architecture
Stop settling for crumbs. Letโs build the oven.
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Your bank's payment infrastructure was designed before the internet existed.
ACH? Born in the 1970s.
Wire transfers? 1872.
The fax machine your bank still uses? Don't even get us started.
Meanwhile, we're out here settling transactions instantly on programmable rails built for the way businesses actually operate in 2026.
Dinosaurs had a good run too. Look how that turned out. $USDC $ETH $BTC
ALT A humorous illustration of a T-Rex in a banker's suit sitting at a traditional wooden desk with a rotary phone, paper ledger, and abacus โ staring confused at a holographic dashboard. Legacy finance is literally prehistoric. The tone is playful but the message is clear: the infrastructure hasn't evolved.
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41% of the way to our target of 100 new accounts. Seeing the "Crawl" and "Capture" logs fly by is pure productivity porn.
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From coffee shops to cannabis, weโre here to empower the SMEs that keep our communities humming. With inflation trending toward a crisis, local businesses donโt just need support; They need bottom-line solutions that actually move the needle. $USDC
If a guy demanded a 3 percent cut just to hand your wallet back to you, you'd call the cops.
When banks do it, we call it B2B finance. Stop letting the fee monster take a bite out of your cash.
Shield your revenue with Web3 today at surge.basalthq.com
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Weโre looking for high-caliber Sales Partners to join the BasaltSurge expansion and help redefine the merchant services landscape through Web3-native commerce.
This is a unique opportunity to lead with a platform that offers instant liquidity and total pricing autonomy for your portfolio.
If youโre a hunter focused on building long-term residual income, letโs connect drop a comment "Pick Me" to discuss how weโre scaling across North America. I'll DM you details. $USDC $ETH $BASE
