Replying to @BenjaminDEKR @stevencheng
I don’t know. People being stunned by completely normal things does seem like proof we’re in a simulation. The simulation is running out of memory so it’s taking away people’s brain power.
Replying to @VERYKOOLLUKEY
Because there’s one 90 year old cleaning lady for the whole hotel, and when she dies the hotel will close for good.
Replying to @TourSwingsTommy
Damn I thought this was going to be how to get a handicap parking space. What a waste of my time,
Meanwhile the Germans have a perfectly good word for every two weeks that can never be mistaken. Everytwoweeksen
Replying to @wanted4mogging
LPT: save 20% off any meal by writing “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” in the tip field of your bill.
Replying to @JohnathonPriest
What do you mean? Making lasagna is easy. Here’s a quick recipe that always works for me:
Ingredients -1 mum
Step 1 - say “mum, your lasagna is the best, would you show me how to make it?”
Step 2 - take a pre-prepared “emergency phone call”
Step 3 - enjoy
Replying to @bcbets22 @_palmerprescott
I knew it was the emulsifiers! Even when it was the microplastics, I knew it was the emulsifiers!
Replying to @Phuxlea @Provokethoughtz
Of course it is. Men are oppressing women through evolution by unfairly offloading the biological load to women.
