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//blip of red, drowning in a sea of blue// #WaiverWireOpportunist #ChronicRBF #SailorMouth

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Joined May 2013
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Ok…it’s important to note that there is a HUGE difference between infertile and unfuckable…
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WHY DID MICHELANGELO NOT WANT TO PAINT THE SISTINE CHAPEL WAS IT BECAUSE IT BROKE GOD’S 2nd COMMANDMENT?
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Replying to @Dexerto
These folks paid $120,000 to live on a cruise forever and got dumped in Cambodia over gas money. My uncle pulled the same shit on a family trip to Myrtle Beach and left us at a Waffle House in Florence.
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Who the fuck does @laddmcconkey02 blow at @YahooFantasy to get those projection numbers week over week?!
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Build a wooden house on a small island as a great survival shelter
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Coast Guard rescue swimmer rescues 16 people 140 miles off the coast of Baja California in pitch-black darkness while getting tossed by 8-foot waves. 24-year-old Josh Law is credited with the heroic rescue. At 1 a.m., a call came in at the US Coast Guard Air Station in Ventura, California, from a boat sinking in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Ensenada, Mexico. The Coast Guard crew geared up and jumped into the helicopter before making the long trek to the boat. The boat had capsized about 140 miles off the coast and threw more than two dozen people into cold water. When the crew finally located the wreckage, they lowered Law by cable from the helicopter into the water. He was the only rescuer in the cold water for 2 hours. Law was in pitch darkness with no moonlight, in 6- to 8-foot waves, rotor spray and turbulence, and hypothermic water. "I was experiencing exhaustion at that point... what I was experiencing was nothing compared to what they were at that point," Law said. "With one hand, I’m holding the survivor. With the other, I am signaling to the helicopter and working with the device," he said. He did this to rescue 16 survivors, placing them in the basket one by one before hoisting them up to the helicopter. With fuel running low, the crew raced to the Coast Guard station in San Diego, California, which is about 160 miles south of the Ventura station. Law said he treated the survivors during the flight. Some had injuries consistent with shark bites. All 16 were Mexicans, and the ones with injuries were treated when they got to shore. About half have since returned to Mexico. Eleven people on the boat were never found, but thanks to Law and the rest of the crew, 16 lives were saved. Beast.
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Another look at the @Tesla footage that saved Kevin Finley from lying police officer Erik Schwartz, who now has been *fired/forced to resign...
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Replying to @FinancialPhys
Officer Prick, WAS FIRED! 🥳 May God always bless and protect our WONDERFUL and HONORABLE police officers.
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Replying to @FinancialPhys
Fuck this cop and fuck the lady cop for her fucking bullshit comments
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Replying to @macman222 @Dexerto
You are faaaaar more kind than I would have been…
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Replying to @Dexerto
Thank you. Would have loved this policy change this summer when I received the most ridiculous review ever from my host.
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Replying to @charliereagan
Highly underrated tweet. 💯
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Markdown is the new lingua franca. IYKYK.
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Replying to @charliereagan
Using Reddit for this is wiiiiiiild.
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
"End Racism," "Choose Love," "Stop Hate," and "Inspire Change" Atlanta says Nein.
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New PFP 👀
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THIS IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL COMMENT SECTION EVER. Someone is getting fired over this…
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My full assessment of the Shawn Ryan situation regarding potential whistle blower Leah something. I’m pretty sure I know Shawn Ryan’s actual battle
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I’ve never listened to Derrick Stroup before but he’s hilarious and nails it on generational differences 🤣🤣🤣
Comedy mixed with the truth 🤣🤣 He’s been outspoken that cancel culture is killing comedy and that jokes aren’t supposed to be safe. Need more comedians like him @RodiaComedy
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