Who am I marrying?

How it feels to wander the room after getting the round 1 bye

Handing the good player who only ever plays meme decks at locals a meta deck

Ended up getting second after not playing for a while. Imagine if I locked in and actually tested like I'm supposed to

This is how I react when my opponent asks me "Cards in hand?"

Told my friend his dicebag looks like it's showing thong

Ask and you shall receive I guess! Im glad this whole ordeal is finally over and I hope other people are randomly receiving theirs in the mail too

What it sounds like when I have no more outs and my opponent says, "Let's go to game 2"

Won Mid-Year Celebrations with Ross's slowking list! Deck is gas, pilot is ass