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LA • 6’3” • Ty Simpson Hater • 2x Cracker of the Day • Crypto Genius • Little League Legend • Poker God

Newport Beach, CA
Joined July 2015
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First profile that pops up after redownloading Hinge
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I don’t think I can change my pfp until Luka wins MVP, although I want to
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Can’t wait to stop getting these political texts after Tuesday
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Lost $500 in Poker tonight. If anyone wants a chopped broke chud as their future husband lmk
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Down $200 first hand
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My ex just drunk texted me to go to a Halloween party with her
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Brian Quinn has made his #MCU debut as Dale in ‘VISIONQUEST’ The Terry Matalas original character has also appeared in ‘12 Monkeys,’ ‘MacGyver’, ‘Star Trek: Picard’ and ‘Impractical Jokers’
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Ran into Evan Phillips at the Laker game and gave him a beer. Fucking legend
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This is my ideal Sunday night
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Pat McAfee has ruined College Football for me. Legit can’t enjoy College Gameday anymore
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Clayface movie 10/10. One of my favorite movies of all-time. Need more standalone Batman villain movies going forward
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I bought Pokemon cards for the first time in like 10 years 🥶
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Update: It was very fun to see her and genuinely great to catch up. We’re going to Knott’s Scary Farm this weekend when it stops raining
We’re going out for drinks tomorrow
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We’re going out for drinks tomorrow
Absolutely not Snapchat, thank you for the suggestion though
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Imagine trading Luka Doncic 😭✌🏼
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Absolutely not Snapchat, thank you for the suggestion though
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Getting the urge to drop everything I have in Cali and move to a big city again
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Average Hinge experience
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Friend tried to set me up with a single mom
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In Philly November 5th-8th, what are the best spots I need to check out
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Blake retweeted
Regular season implications gone. Losing doesn’t matter. Endless transferring. Minimal loyalty to schools. Everything about money. Conference regionality gone. Rankings rigged for two conferences (primarily one). Every year College Football gets worse and worse. Very sad.
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