Can I steal you for a second? And other nonsensical thoughts from not the most dramatic season of the Bachelor ever.

Joined January 2020
On tonight’s episode of #ListenToYourHeart we attempt to figure out whether @OldDominion, @adamfgoldberg, or some guy named Matt is competing.
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Chris H: Hannah Ann may not be coming Peter: Does she know Madison left? That first question says it all. #TheBachelorFinale
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Champagnegate 2.0. I can’t be the only person who thinks the placement of the bottle is a bit awkward... #TheBachelor
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Let’s do psych evals on the parents of all future #TheBachelor leads, mmmkay? Because this episode was basically the sequel to monster-in-law.
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Tonight’s episode of #TheBachelor feels a little less Women Tell All and more Children Yell All. Can we put them in time out to prevent any from showing up on paradise? Please??
Are we sure all these girls on women tell all were actually on this season of #thebachelor?! Because I don’t remember seeing half of them ever before...
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This episode of #TheBachelor women tell all would have been so much more enjoyable if the sound crew “forgot” to turn on all the girls’ mics.
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Apparently #thebachelor is now casting for a “seniors” version of the franchise? Sooooo....35 years old and up?!
I just really wish at the end of each date, they’d gone back to HER place. #TheBachelor
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The mounting fear is palpable. #TheBachelor
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The most joyful moment of #TheBachelor this season, was Peter’s bandaid falling off...
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Peter: I just take this so seriously and want to make sure you’re serious about us. Victoria F: #TheBachelor
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I figured out the devastating news peter discovers at the end of this season. He’s picked all the wrong sleep supports. #TheBachelor #isthiswhyyourseasonhasbeensuchafinasco?
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The only thing worse than having to watch the girls on this season of #thebachelor is knowing we have to see them again on Paradise.
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This is the WORST cast of women on a bachelor season I’ve ever seen. Embarrassing AF. #TheBachelor
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The one thing Alayah or aleah or whatever her name is was good for on this season....is my new favorite gif 😂 #thebachelor
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Can we make pageant people an immediate disqualification for future seasons of #thebachelor?
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