Founder of Wayne Technologies - a Sourcing on Demand / Contract Sourcing company. - Technology Evangelist - Data Nerd - Trainer - Conference Presenter - Batman

Houston, TX
Joined March 2015
OCU Alumnus shout to @KChenoweth - my wife Crystyl started at OCU the year you graduated and also studied under Birdwell! She'll be at your show tomorrow night!!!
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I know it's a stretch @KChenoweth - but any shot you'd be available to say hi to a fellow alumni and Birdwell student after the show?
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Got hit in the face by someone playing with a @joolapickleball paddle. Thanks for single handedly fucking up the sport with your stupid Gen3 paddles. Junior players getting hit in the face and pros getting body bagged 11 times in one match. You guys are the fucking worst.
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Hey @MonopolyGO - in Monopoly Deal, can you play a wildcard property as property color even if you don’t have any of them? Calling it as Blue let’s say, and then charging rent for a blue property even though you don’t own one already and therefore might not know what the rent is?
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Why is @DUPRpb so broken still? Anyone? Surely there’s a Data Scientist or ML Eng who can figure out a better algorithm.
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Hey @FedEx / @FedExHelp - your site is broken. It's not recognizing a valid email.
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Watching Squid Game The Challenge - and if you think your team / group has a rotten apple or a backstabber, watch episodes 8 and 9. I promise you that @Atolbie1 #278 is worse. The embodiment of the word "Selfish". Angry enough to tweet about it. Gross.
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If you're feeling down or bad about yourself, you should watch the most recent episode of Southern Charm and look at @ShepRose. No matter who you are, you're a better human than he is.
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Dear @iah - all the work you’ve done in the airport? Not effective. 30 minutes to get from Park N Go to Terminal C. “Change is coming”. Hopefully it’s not flying into IAH, gonna be a while…
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The next Wolverine: @DanMacPherson … a ringer for the role. Can I get a thumbs up @RealHughJackman?
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So... @RobertDowneyJr has never won an Oscar? I call bullshit.
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When life gives you lemons, lead with optimism. At the very least you'll always have a glass half full of water to wash it all down.
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What comes first: @Tesla's Cybertruck or @Spotify's Platinum? It's a contest of who can indefinitely delay their release longest after initial announcement. Tesla was announced earlier, but they have a tentative release date (again) of mid-2023. The race for the slowest is on!
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I'm nominating Argentina's entire soccer team for an Oscar.
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Sourcing Strategies webinar starts in 10 minutes! It's Free! Sign up and login here: app.livewebinar.com/885-929-…
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Mike Cohen (He/Him) retweeted
Registration reminder! On 12/6 @BatmanRecruiter will share candidate outreach strategies and examples for quality messaging and communication. Register now: bit.ly/3ixvgZn #Sourcing #TalentAcquisition #TA_Week
Mike Cohen (He/Him) retweeted
Join @BatmanRecruiter for the virtual training on Tuesday 12/6 "Tools do A job, not YOUR job" to learn tips, tricks, and best practices for candidate outreach. Register today: bit.ly/3AUCr4a #Sourcing #TalentAcquisition #TA_Week
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