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I'm a programmer, not an artist. Lead dev of Blackwing Gaming Cooking in the Scuffed Kitchen https://teapawt.org/t.co/TUEYOfOf5z

Joined August 2020
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DAMMIT. FINE. HERE YOU GO I had to put the plush there because Twitter INSISTED on a closeup crotch-cam ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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new vocal stim just dropped
I only make serious software
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REMINDER! Pre-order sales for my 2026 Birthday Merch will end in 2 WEEKS!?๐Ÿ˜ฑ You've only got until November 21st to grab everything!!! Bring this puppy home with you?๐Ÿฅบ โฌ‡๏ธ
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I BEG!!!!!! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ
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Pass the grease and fire up the boiler! Bonnie's 2026 Birthday Merch is here!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ”ฅ A selection of comfy & homey items for your airship! Tag me if you cook anything tasty with them ok?๐Ÿคค
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Seiso art for the seisoest dog girl... GWS. Love ya, Dude. Sincerely. #BonjDay26
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2026-10-17 It's Bonnie's birthday next weekend and I think it would be cool if you left a nice message on #/BonjDay26 and/or pictures of your Bonnie paraphernalia on #/BonjShrine ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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*sniff sniff* ...did someone just bark? Who?! #Stoneforged #FanCover
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Hi~ Just updating my portfolio, I mostly do Character Designs now, but my commissions for character art are still open. As for prices regarding design, please dm me so we can negotiate. Here are the samples for the Character Design side. #commissionsopen
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I know this sounds crazy, and I thought I'd never say it... But I might actually make I Wanna Be The Boshy 2 #itsboshytime
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Announcing the Shin chan Double Pack physical release! ๐Ÿฅณ Featuring Shin chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation and Shin chan: Shiro and the Coal Town, coming to Nintendo Switch 2. Now with higher resolution, mouse support, and the ability to save anywhere. Two adventures, one physical collection! From @shinchan_summer
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Just what do you think you're looking at, Potter!?๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข
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What the f*ck is this drug trip I told Opus 5.5 to make a cow that runs. This is what it gave me for $6.80. It runs on its f*cking udder. Four teats as legs. Then it jumps a fence in slow motion and lands like a pancake.
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๐Ÿ“ขMIKU EXPO 2026 EUROPE Goods Lineup๐Ÿ“ข The tour goods lineup is hereโš™ Find the full lineup on our website๐Ÿ‘€ โ–ผGoods Lineup mikuexpo.com/europe2026/goodโ€ฆ Presale will start on October 19th at 10AM BST, so stay tuned โš™ *Shipping only in tour territories #MIKUEXPO2026 #MIKUEXPO #HatsuneMiku
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