editor @humordarling • brooklyn based • came from brown u ’18 & baltimore • ostomate & crohns • she/her
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they say that with the air quality right now, going outside is like smoking half a carton of cigarets but i’m still waiting to feel the head rush
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“i’m doing it for my health,” says woman halfway through the party-size bag of lays next to her in her bed | headline by: @BaylorKn
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Has anyone else not yet gotten their free COVID tests in the mail? These tweezers should arrive sometime in 2024. headline by @BaylorKn
i need a signature like “please excuse any typos, this email was sent from my iphone” except i need it to be on every text i send and i need it to say my phone screen is quite literally so cracked i cannot read what i’m writing. sorry everyone but the universe had this in store
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part of the fun is staying confused, people!!!*
*confusion fee included in ticket price
headline by: @BaylorKn
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Admit it, it’d be nice to hear what your aunt *really* thinks of you | headline by: @BaylorKn
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sexy v day tips comin right up!!!! *googles quickly* | written by: @molly_kessler
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