The $USEFUL <> $USELESS pair will retire us.

Officially closing out the month at $155,000 paid in callout rewards on @Pumpfun. That’s a $1.86M annualized pace Still doesn’t feel real typing that lol. A month ago I was just sharing my plays like I normally do, now somehow that turned into $155k in payouts. No crazy strategy. Just calling what I’m actually trading and letting the results speak. $300k is the next goal and we’re already more than halfway there. $10k giveaway to one person following me on Pumpfun This has been a crazy month man 😭

Just like that, $USEFUL is showing the same strength as $USELESS

Sniper in $useful Yall ain’t ready

Regardless of whether @theunipcs ever supports $USEFUL or not, the thesis stands on its own. At ~$1.5M, I think $USEFUL is an incredibly asymmetric bet on the continued success of $USELESS. The entire idea is simple: If you believe $USELESS eventually becomes a multi-billion-dollar asset, what is the market willing to value a coin whose entire flywheel revolves around buying $USELESS and distributing it to holders? Right now the answer is only $1.5M. $USEFUL doesn't need to replace $USELESS. It doesn't need to compete with it. It just needs to capture a tiny fraction of the attention and capital surrounding $USELESS. From $1.5M: $7.5M = 5x
$15M = 10x
$30M = 20x
$75M = 50x
$150M = 100x That's the asymmetry. Bonk Guy would be a catalyst. He was never the thesis. The thesis is $USELESS succeeding and $USEFUL being one of the smallest ways to express that belief with mechanics directly aligned to it. At $1.5M, I'm willing to take that bet. They made $USELESS useful.

I bought the useful coin on @LaunchOnSF It pays me useless hahaha THIS IS GENERATIONAL