boonie_the_halfgoat π retweeted
We have some storm damage but we should be operating again at around 20:45. Oh apologies, I misread that, I meant in 2045.
boonie_the_halfgoat π retweeted
Donβt worry, we have a very sophisticated system to track the strength of Storm Austen.
boonie_the_halfgoat π retweeted
Apparently Storm Boelo is caused by a huge front over the Atlantic.
boonie_the_halfgoat π retweeted
La Joconde quittant le musΓ©e du Louvre afin de se mettre Γ l'abri.
Paris.
boonie_the_halfgoat π retweeted
If thereβs room in rugby for a one-off like Henry Pollock then surely thereβs a space for Brendan Venter, isnβt there?
Saracens have told Prem Rugby that Brendan Venter has changed his job title to βhead of rugby culture and wine consultantβ after they received a Β£5,000 fine for failing to fulfil media duties
@GavinMairs has the details ‡οΈ
telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/β¦
boonie_the_halfgoat π retweeted
Our new βLittle Flyersβ range of snacks hasnβt gone down well. No idea why. Kids are crying.
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A pilot friend asked if he could crash at my place last night. I said yes. Big mistake.
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We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...
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A few delays on the 15:40 to Alicante. The pilot's not happy with a couple of things, so it's a tow back to the gate I'm afraid. Shouldn't take long to fix though.
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I think Gordon in our WH Smith is having a bad day. Just a feeling.
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