@BeUtifulEnigma7

Aries. Bookish. Crafty. Selenophile. Bratty. Sarcastic. Witty. Joyful. Nerdy. Stubborn. Witchy. Enigmatic. Kind.

Joined April 2009
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I don’t need a mood ring, I have a face.
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I hope every time you try to take a picture of the moon, it looks like a blurry porch light.
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You heard ‘em, fellas. 🤭
Kraven🖤⛓
@KRAVENBLXXD17h
if she’s the type of girl who stays at home all day hates going out has terrible trust issues with men has severe insomnia and has at least one “a” in her name she’s the one wife her up rn
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@TheK_NoxOct 24
With a fat ass you hold all the power
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I hope the one person you don’t want to run into is the only person you see when you leave the house.
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The kind of day where 2% battery feels less like a problem and more like divine intervention.
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I hope you walk into a spiderweb and spend the next ten minutes fighting invisible enemies.
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Complex
@ComplexOct 24
What if you've already crossed paths with someone you're destined to meet? ❤️ The invisible string theory suggests that two people who are meant to be in each other's lives are connected long before they meet. They could have walked past each other, visited the same places, or been in the same room without ever knowing it.
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son of viking 2@DarrachGOct 24
❤️🖤
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Now if you ever come through, which I doubt you'll do, I'll run away with you. 🖤 open.spotify.com/track/6zcRy…

Tom and Jerry

John Mayer · Tom and Jerry · Song · 2026

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You can be a good person and still be somebody’s worst decision. Both things can be true.
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I mean… 😏
Geeky Sex Toys
@Geeky_Sex_ToysOct 23
The Pumpkin Gag is here 🎃 Send this to your spookiest friend 👻 geekysextoys.com/product/hal…
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I hope your phone slips between the car seat and the center console, and you can see it but cannot reach it.
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Family group chat has been poppin’ off since 6am and I’m ready to launch my phone off the fucking planet.
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RIP, my good sir. 🖤
People
@peopleOct 22
Tom Skerritt, Emmy-Winning Actor Known for Top Gun and Picket Fences, Dies at 93 people.com/tom-skerritt-dead…

Tom Skerritt, Emmy-Winning Actor Known for Top Gun and Picket Fences, Dies at 93

Tom Skerritt, the Emmy-winning actor known for his roles in ‘Top Gun’, ‘Alien’ and ‘Picket Fences’, died on Oct. 21 at age 93. His family confirmed he died of natural causes and remembered him for...

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Livin’ on the edge.
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I hope you get all the way to the checkout before realizing you left your wallet at home.
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🎶 Welcome to my one-woman musical, featuring the hit single “Get the Fuck Away From Me” and the fan favorite “Why Are You Still Here?” 🎶
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Mesh Gelman
@meshgelmanOct 22
Ok quick. Let’s do this. Wrap by 10?? Iykyk
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I hope your hoodie string disappears into the hood and you never get it back.
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Who wants to come over and hunt turkeys with me? These assholes won’t stay off my roof.
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