Beancounter turned bean forecaster. MBA. Stimulants enjoyer, grooves appreciator. Systems thinker. Work in RX until I can buy and operate a tiki bar.
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The world is on the precipice of global thermonuclear war and yet private credit marks are unchanged
Cannot wait to watch nuclear winter unfold from my midtown office break room on the giant flat screen that normally plays Bloomberg 24/7.
Not now kitten, daddy forget it was the marathon today and took the Williamsburg bridge home on his recovery bike ride and is now stuck on the opposite side of the marathon from where he needs to be
We signed up as one of the apartments that kids in the building could stop at for trick or treating.
We haven’t gotten any kids so far but my doorman has been by three times in different fake moustaches.
2 weekends in a row not going out, no booze, locked in at the gym.
Pretty much guarantees I will destroy some nasal cartilage and not see my bed until 5am one day next weekend.
BeanForecaster retweeted
the gift of alcohol and other drug experiences is to reveal to you that your sober state is no less strange nor surreal than your intoxicated one. in either case you are a phantom floating through physical sensation, and while you may be more cogent, you’re equally dislocated
BeanForecaster retweeted
chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
Worked late (but because a sick new project kicked off)
Sucking wind on my run (but ran into a pledge brother I haven’t seen in years)
Just when you think its over, you’re back
Usually the daily Money Stuff column sparks a fleeting autistic special interest about whatever Matt Levine talks about.
However, today he discussed a concept that already was my recurring autistic special interest (operating leverage).
>Talking to a girl at dinner
>She asks what i do
>im in restructuring
>She got laid off in a restructuring
>I explain its sort of a different thing
>Shes clearly butt hurt about getting axed
>I ask what she does
>Marketing for big pharma
Like come on. You are way more evil lady
My snowbird parents who have a home in the tri-state area and a condo in florida just advised me they have joined an ad hoc committee of unsecured Jet Blue creditors to see what sort of recovery is realistic for their tens of thousands of TrueBlue Points.
