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Brett Gerlt

@BeardyBrett

Full-time barista, part time tweeter of film, music, coffee, burritos, sports and bears. From Missouri but living in the Portland. $beardybrett

 Portland, Or
Joined March 2009
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Who wants a 2K code? 👀 RT & comment your console type (XBox or PS5) for a chance to win a #NBA2K27 game code! 🎮
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I’m indifferent about the new zootopia movie. But I am excited for that one guy that has the hots for Judy Hopps. Good for him.
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I’ve been duped! I bought @Colgate 2 value pack and only got one toothpaste. My wife has been a stock holder for 30+ years and this is how our brand loyalty is repaid. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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People need to lay off Jrue. Anthony Black hacked him on that last possession.
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Ahmad Hardy with a little bit of Beast Mode!
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@Blutman2713 Sep 2025
Cheeky little 22 carry, 250 yard, 3 touchdown day for Ahmad Hardy with 10:02 left in the third quarter
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The older I get and the longer I work in customer service the more I identify with Larry David.
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"Businessmen became politicians and were acclaimed as statesmen, while statesmen were taken seriously only if they talked the language of successful businessmen." — Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
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Brett Gerlt: Fantasy Football Champion
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Brenda Lee recorded “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree” when she was only 13 years old. She had the voice of someone who had been smoking for 31 years.
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Bobby Witt Jr. finishes second in MVP voting, the highest any Royals player has finished since George Brett was runner-up in 1985 to Don Mattingly.
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Alex Rodriguez was the only shortstop in MLB history for a career to have Batting Title Gold Glove Silver Slugger Bobby Witt Jr just did that in the same season.
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@MLBNetwork12 Nov 2024
Bobby Witt Jr. takes home the American League Silver Slugger Award at shortstop.
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Who has eyes on RFK
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@nypost17 Oct 2024
Tow truck needed to haul away bloody remains of massive 12-foot shark that washed up on Cape Cod beach trib.al/EslxinO
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Royals are matching the Yankees Dong for Dong. #ALDS
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We are back in the Postseason!
Kansas City Royals (@Royals) profile pictureKansas City Royals
@Royals29 Sep 2024
The Boys are headed to Baltimore.
A graphic with cutout photos of Cole Ragans, Salvador Perez, Bobby Witt Jr., and Seth Lugo set against a royal blue background. Text on the graphic reads, "Kansas City Royals vs. Baltimore Orioles, American League Wild Card 2024. Game 1: October 1, 3:08 PM on ESPN 2. Game 2: October 2, 3:38 PM on ESPN. Game 3: October 3, time to be determined on ESPN (if necessary)."

ALT A graphic with cutout photos of Cole Ragans, Salvador Perez, Bobby Witt Jr., and Seth Lugo set against a royal blue background. Text on the graphic reads, "Kansas City Royals vs. Baltimore Orioles, American League Wild Card 2024. Game 1: October 1, 3:08 PM on ESPN 2. Game 2: October 2, 3:38 PM on ESPN. Game 3: October 3, time to be determined on ESPN (if necessary)."

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Longhorns are playing against a QB named General Booty.
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KC haters are going to hate that call but that was obvious pass interference. #ChiefsKingdom
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No-Hitters are special because they are about mistake free play and stamina. Combined no-hitters and a 12-0 ball game just mean the other team is really bad.
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@MLB5 Sep 2024
Shota Imanaga, Nate Pearson, and Porter Hodge throw the second combined no-hitter in @Cubs history!
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Starting a new Ska band called Cannonball Adderall
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I love Bobby Baseball!
Kansas City Royals (@Royals) profile pictureKansas City Royals
@Royals30 Jul 2024
Who else but Bob?!
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Product idea: Gherkinstocks
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