@BecomingCritter

definitely won’t ruin your life

 pretty good thanks
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Joined November 2009
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hot person: wow everyone here is so nice
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i don’t even know what to say anymore
Arika Henry
@ARIKAHENRY22h
I don’t believe that anyone is actually “smarter” than anyone else. I think that everything on an IQ test is a skill that can be honed.
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if it's immoral to kill and eat cows/pigs because they're intelligent isn't it a moral prerogative to selectively breed them to be retarded?
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Last week I bought bananas at $0.57 a pound. Today they were $0.64. Over a 12% increase At this rate, a year from now bananas will be $235 a pound. When will someone act?
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Most women's model of men's desire is "looks are everything" so it's difficult to square when a man risks their relationship with someone more attractive in order to temporarily be with someone less attractive
Lukas (computer)🛡️
@SCHIZO_FREQ23h
One of the most retarded ideas ever is that men cheat because of "relative hotness" "Omg, I can't believe he cheated with that girl even though SHES LESS HOT than his wife!!" Genuinely pea-brained analysis
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her when you say you’ll do the dishes and take out the trash
HyperCar™
@metroTM33Oct 22
#Porsche Mission S
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A nearby pond typically had about 30 canadian geese on it. Now it has 20 mallards, no geese. I wonder if there was a war
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Bookmarking these replies and then never doing any of it
Cluseau Investments
@blondesnmoneyOct 24
Any tips on rapid sleep recovery? Just knockout at 8 PM and sleep as much as possible?
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Ask your doctor if Pagliacci is right for you
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there are no atheists in foxholes there are no religious people either. people can't fit into foxholes and foxes don't really have opinions like that
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it’s 80% and you press red ???
World of Statistics
@stats_feedOct 24
If 80+% pick Red, everyone in the world survives. If less than 80% pick Red, only everyone who picks Blue survives. What are you picking?
58%Red 🔴
42%Blue 🔵
418,079 votes • Final results
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The problem with the current security stack is that it creates a larger surface area for failure
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueilOct 24
We texted you a link Go check your email for a magic code You need to enter a code from your authenticator app We've reset your biometrics, log in to turn them back on
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Back then, I kid you not, a lot of people initially thought it was reckless to carry a $400 device on you and that the iconic apple headphones would attract muggers
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 23
Apple releases its new portable digital music player, the iPod. It has 5GB of space and 10 hours of battery life.
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jackie
@SubccubusGirlOct 22
i tried to donate blood today, i had an appointment, and they turned me away. apparently you still can’t donate blood if you’re on PrEP or had anal sex within 3 months? (both disqualified me) i thought they unbanned gays from donating? how is this not de facto discrimination?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
US FDA blood donation guidelines apply the same individual risk-based questions to all donors regardless of orientation, deferring for recent anal sex with new/multiple partners or PrEP use to protect the blood supply as these can affect HIV detection. fda.gov/media/164829/d… redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/h…
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solution: we make an iphone duo that doesn’t fold
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 22
YouTuber Tim Pan folded an iPhone Duo 10,000 times to see how its screen holds up over years of use A noticeable crease appeared
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I fixed it
Shivers
@thinkingshiversOct 23
Isn’t it a little suspicious how all the U.S. states fit together perfectly like a jigsaw puzzle?
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them’s the breaks
Koa.eth
@KoaWeb3Oct 23
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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they’ve been trying to make the smellovision since 1960. why. who wants this
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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peeping into someone’s grocery kart is such a guilty pleasure
frye
@___fryeOct 23
literally me irl …
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“You sound like a guy from a movie” “Oh cool, which movie?” “Have you seen American Psycho” “I sound like Christian Bale?” “Not Bale himself, just that one character” 💀
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they’re terrifying
MTS
@MTSliveOct 22
SITUATION DETECTED: Warhound launched from stealth today with a $200M seed at a $1.2B valuation. Ben Lamm and Palmer Luckey are cloning gene-edited bio-enhanced dogs and equipping them with custom Anduril vests, goggles, and sensors for the military and law enforcement.
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