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Deano
@BedTaker
Content negator
London
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Joined February 2009
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Deano
@BedTaker
17h
I’m learning Dutch on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.
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Deano
@BedTaker
18h
That moment in a nice, hot bath when your cold, shrivelled genitals finally come back to the fore.
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Deano
@BedTaker
19h
Lies untold don’t make you lads.
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 5
Vehicle fire closes M20. Cheers!
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 5
Hooray for the recovery truck! May get moving again soon.
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 5
Aaaaaaaand we’re off!
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Suppose I should mop up some GTAV stuff before 6 comes out.
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Including something that only 1.04% of players have ever achieved!
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Job done!
#SLAARS
#COYG
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Hopefully just a consolation.
#SLAARS
#COYG
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Viktor!
#SLAARS
#COYG
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Yellow for Moses. At least he didn’t SEA RED!
#SLAARS
#COYG
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Noni!
#SLAARS
#COYG
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Let’s do this!
#SLAARS
#COYG
#UCL
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
You don’t have soft close toilet seat lids? YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Stella Artois 5.2% tastes like happy.
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 4
Left the driver side window open a crack and accidentally jet washed the inside of the van!
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 3
That’s my pixels all clean for the next few weeks.
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 3
Can’t believe how easy I’ve always found it to not assault or exploit women.
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Deano
@BedTaker
Nov 2
Recently updated my lower weight into my watch and I’m now apparently burning calories much quicker. Just hit my 2,500 daily target getting undressed for the bath.
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