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London
Joined February 2009
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I’m learning Dutch on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.
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That moment in a nice, hot bath when your cold, shrivelled genitals finally come back to the fore.
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Lies untold don’t make you lads.
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Vehicle fire closes M20. Cheers!
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Hooray for the recovery truck! May get moving again soon.
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Aaaaaaaand we’re off!
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Suppose I should mop up some GTAV stuff before 6 comes out.
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Including something that only 1.04% of players have ever achieved!
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Hopefully just a consolation. #SLAARS #COYG
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Yellow for Moses. At least he didn’t SEA RED! #SLAARS #COYG
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You don’t have soft close toilet seat lids? YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!
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Stella Artois 5.2% tastes like happy.
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Left the driver side window open a crack and accidentally jet washed the inside of the van!
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That’s my pixels all clean for the next few weeks.
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Can’t believe how easy I’ve always found it to not assault or exploit women.
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Recently updated my lower weight into my watch and I’m now apparently burning calories much quicker. Just hit my 2,500 daily target getting undressed for the bath.
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