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On a mission to interview everyone about what can be, unburdened by what has been.

United States
Joined April 2024
Haters will say this is AI, but it's just Trump keeping an eye on Chinese spies.
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I need a new watch. Was thinking of something with atomic time. Please deposit recommendations.
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I miss the auto jumping. I admit it.
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When my wife asks me where I see myself in 10 years.
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So elegant.
I love how Homer pays so little attention that he doesn't even realize Bart never had glasses, and Marge literally just kind of ignored all of Homer's nonsense in this scene; it is so classic, I love it. "Bart's Girlfriend" November 6, 1994 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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I am making terrible mistakes.
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Hey @VP Vance, this is how it's done. We shouldn't govern by polls. We should govern by principle and what is right. #MAGA
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I kind of wish I was harder on JD Vance here. I'm not very happy with him right now.
LIVE NOW: youtu.be/xyx-axizGpc On today's episode, the gang laments the abomination that was the 2026 midterms, talks about what went wrong (and what went right), and where the GOP goes from here. What a time to be alive!
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My favorite senator.
Wow. Senator John Kennedy. How is this not everywhere. Seriously. This is insane. Listen to what he’s actually saying.
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If you don't already listen to Beyond Parody with my friends over at @Not_the_Bee you definitely should. Here's a screenshot where @BeeGuyTravis looks very skeptical. Not sure why.
LIVE NOW: youtu.be/xyx-axizGpc On today's episode, the gang laments the abomination that was the 2026 midterms, talks about what went wrong (and what went right), and where the GOP goes from here. What a time to be alive!
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Thanks to a generous donor, I now have a "I don't need a new console, but the Ocarina of Time remake is only on Switch 2" fund. I'll put a fun voice project together if we get to 100%.
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College Interviews In 2026
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Replying to @TPCarney
A dollar. No skill.
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Exit Polls Confirm Democrats Won Midterms Due To Not Enough Lakes Being Renamed ‘America’
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Why would they even wear backpacks that big? They can't move! (The Koroks)
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Guys, I have a lot of questions about Koroks.
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I think I would have a crisis of faith if I ever ran into a Korok. I mean, what even are those things? Are they plants? Persons that look like plants? If I cut them down, is that okay? If a Korok falls in a forest, and there's nobody around, does it scream?
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Why are Koroks always getting lost anyway? Shouldn't they be staying in the forest? They don't have big enough legs to walk.
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