Pastor holy whore was invented 🤣🤣
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hill i will die on: it is the responsibility of the human taking off their pants to check pockets, NOT the person doing the laundry.
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People know all this information on Nicki Minaj but no one knows what her child name. That should debunk any "tea" btches trying to spill 🤣
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100% convinced that the universe made this show so that this specific couple could meet, it should’ve been scrapped after this
One of my coworkers asked what’s the name for macaroni and hotdogs mixed together and i told her Garbage but apparently it’s something people eat
Touchdown was crazy asf 🤣
My last day to work at my job is tomorrow but i really feel like not going anymore and just going back to sleep 😭😭
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Y’all were just arguing about splitting dinner bills with friends, now y’all are upgrading their flights? Bless.
The feeling of walking in to work and telling them my last day is next week 😌 the gasp they let out 🤣🤣 one thing about me i will not be overworked and unhappy AND underpaid





















