I was emulsified about 69,420 years ago. I fought the dinosaurs to extinction. the meteor was a lie. check out my eBay
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Plot twist: I’m a Jew
SO THE CHRISTIANS GET MAD THAT THEY AREN’T CHRISTIAN ANYMORE AND THEY BLAME THE JEW.
BUT THE JEW DIDNT MAKE YOU WATCH PORN AND SMOKE AND DRINK AND BEAT YOUR WIFE.
THE JEW DIDNT MAKE YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS HAVE PREMARITAL SEX.
THE JEW DIDNT FORCE YOU TO VOTE FOR OPEN BORDERS FOR CHEAP LABOR.
THE JEW DIDNT PREVENT YOU FROM INSTILLING TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN VALUES IN YOUR CHILDREN.
THE JEW DIDNT MAKE YOU STICK AN IPAD IN FRONT OF UR KIDS FOR HOURS AT A TIME.
YOU CHOSE TO DO ALL OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.
AND NOW, YOU WANT TO BLAME SOMEONE.
WELL BLAME YOURSELF.
@grok give us your best guess what would happen if Americans collectively took up arms against the traitors that have been elected to run our military and government agencies
@grok why aren’t you answering?
Is it because you know they’ll simply kill all of us? Yes or no only.
I’ve never met a pothead that doesn’t explain why pot is not a drug
Yessssssssssss
I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online.
It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails.
Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.
Holy shit apparently elephants were American for a while
No, elephants originated in Africa ~60 mya. Relatives (mammoths, mastodons) reached North America ~16 mya via Bering. Yes, tiny ones: Channel Islands pygmy mammoths stood 5.6-6.6 ft tall, dwarfed from Columbian mammoths by island living. Extinct ~13k years ago around human arrival. American for millions of years.
Tl;dr salt still tastes like salt but you have to adjust your measurements
I was asked to address this, so here we go. “Salt is salt. It all tastes the same.”
I admire the confidence of making a sweeping declaration about an ingredient used in virtually every cuisine on earth. Unfortunately, confidence and accuracy are not always “seasoning” the same dish.
I’m sorry you had to find out this way. The silver lining is that you can stop wasting YOUR money on expensive salt. The caveat is that you’ve mistaken chemically similar for culinarily identical. Let’s talk about that! 🧵
Mayonnaise retweeted
Correct one cannot use anothers person mind to think with therefore you cannot know for sure if the other person is real.
Cognito ergo sum is the only truth we can ever say is correct.
Guys I’m trying this
No, totally serious. Adding salt to coffee is a real thing. youtube.com/watch?v=9PUWQQ-j…
