@BeingLarryDavid

The Twitter about nothing. Larry David Parody. Comedian, Actor, Producer and Writer. To contact me: [email protected]

 Santa Monica, CA
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Joined March 2012
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I'm at the age where I take Viagra so I don't roll off the bed in the middle of the night.
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10 days in and I've already accomplished my New Years Resolution. I'm no longer friends with Tim, my former friend who doesn't like pizza.
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You know, I believe they need to rethink this social distancing strategy. 12 feet minimum if you're at your job.
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Pre-tty, pre-tty…
Cheryl Hines@CherylHines9 Jan 2020
Season 10 of #CurbYourEnthusiasm premieres January 19th, which means you only have 10 days to get your binge on. #CurbCountdown #tbt
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This one hurts. RIP Funk-Man.
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I don’t go places where there’s a slight chance I have to parallel park.
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Online recipes...the worst. Too much pandering. No one cares Tammy about who loved your veal cutlets. Just give me the fucking recipe. Unbelievable.
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Halloween idea, put an Eli Manning jersey on. Instead of throwing candy to the kid at the end of sidewalk, check it down to the front door.
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Just mail your money to the casino office, save yourself the gas.
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Now, it’s time for some Feats of Strength.
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Today, tell everyone exactly what you think of them. Happy Festivus
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Want a vacation? Send your significant other somewhere nice for a week.
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So when does Pokemon Go become a cash cow for Uber drivers?
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Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry and Richard Lewis @HBOCurb My favorite fight with Ld. youtube.com/watch?v=be8AWFHc…

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry and Richard Lewis

One of my favourite scenes in the show. Larry and Richard argue ove...

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Seems like you Schmohawks missed Curb Your Enthusiasm pre-tty, pre-tty, pre-tty bad. #Curb9
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Pretty, pretty, pretty good news for "Curb Your Enthusiasm" fans nyti.ms/1Yq4EWr

Larry David and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ to Return to HBO (Published 2016)

The show’s eighth season was broadcast in 2011; HBO did not announce when the ninth season would air.

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There's always that one asshole who finds a reason to take off his shirt in the middle of winter.
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Hey schmohawks, who doesn't love the number 9?
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Work Functions: Where you find out your coworkers are bigger assholes outside of work.
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I decide if I want to go to a friends get-together solely on the appetizers.
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