Blödsinn
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Joined July 2011
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Thanks George Lucas, the kids are having nightmares cos I tried to show them Star Wars. The gratuitous jump-scare right at the start had them terrified. Children today HATE reading large blocks of text
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Bond villain that covers naked women in salami
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men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i’ve actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i’ve truly hit so many with my car
I’m not an aggressive guy and I abhor violence, real or depicted. It’s a curse on our species. But if I had to I could fuck up literally any Moomin. No problem
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My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
Yes, some of the younger generation CAN dance the Macarena, but it feels very technical, like they haven’t understood the meaning
“Hi Dan, 16 of your 45 projects are at risk” seems a mental thing for a purple, back-combed llama to whisper in your ear.
Worried for Dan
Guy in the middle is most annoyed at Poirot’s damn-fool questions. One on the left amused at his presumption. Guy on the right did it in revenge for the murder of his illegitimate half-brother
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I wish the headline made clear that she’s donating the money which is cool and good and if there’s no room for forgiveness then there’s no room for people to do better
Lesbian Stand-Up Comedian Jessica Kirson Expresses “Sincere Regret” for Riyadh Comedy Festival Performance hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
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My theory is that all the data centers being forced on us aren’t for future public demand, they’re for current military/govt demand—that AI is the backbone of the new surveillance state but they can’t say that so they pretend it’s because people love making videos of Pikachu.
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RIP Patricia Routledge. As a mark of respect I’ve laid a bucket of flowers outside her house
There’s a pipe organ anyone can play at London Bridge station. Older guy plays beautiful, moody melodies for a few minutes, then stands up. Little round of applause from the strangers on the benches. Bro acknowledges these, pulls 1.5l bottle of Ribena from his bag, swigs it neat