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Joined August 2012
New Mexico Man Charged with Driving Under the Influence While Having Sex shar.es/wgdW2 via @BreitbartNews #not surprised
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The #Rays' @MattyMoe55 1st AL lefty under 23 to begin season 8-0 since Babe Ruth (1917 @RedSox)." Glad he's on my fantasy team! #mrbiggles
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I mean, how deep do you think the penetration is here?
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God, my ass sweat is like a Real problem.
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I hate those fucking things. What is this, Connecticut? #roundabouts
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Why do I have so much money in my checking account? #firstworldproblems
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I've done that. I took a shit in the men's room at Applebees.