Just your average musical ursine. Accidental hiker. Hyphen addict. Immanentizing the eschaton one tweet at a time.

People's Republic of Calif.
Joined April 2015
Replying to @Buffyinnyc
To my dismay, I am discovering that a growing number of people prefer the security of authoritarianism over the dangerous possibilities of freedom.
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This is either the death spasm of America or the Left.
Make him veto Medicare for All Make him veto a $25 living wage Make him veto free childcare Make him veto Block the Bombs to Israel Make him veto zero aid to Israel Make him veto free college Make him veto erasing student loans Make him veto taxes on billionaires
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Translation: I need more graft!
We are in a climate crisis. We need to take action and power a clean energy revolution that will create jobs, lower costs and ensure a more livable future for all.
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That was an amazing double play!
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*single play
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A woman kept finding that the cakes she put in the fridge had disappeared shortly afterward. When this kept happening, she finally placed a camera inside the fridge to find out what was happening to her cakes. When she watched the footage, she finally discovered what had happened to all the cakes she had made and who was behind it all 😂
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The Bulwark is the flaming bag of dog crap Bill Kristol left on the doorstep of his principles.
The Bulwark crew is absolutely ecstatic over the idea of investigations and prosecutions of Elon Musk. Can barely contain themselves: "He has a body count like a f*cking war criminal. We start with the US Congress and it ends at The Hague for Elon Musk." "You've got $1 trillion, asshole. Start spending it on lawyers." "You don't hate him nearly enough." "There has been a series of meetings among House Democrats. Do you know what they're doing? Yes. They're carving up jurisdictions for who is going to Subpoena him to testify before which of them and for what." "Get a townhouse, big guy. Got a lot of nice brownstones right there by Capitol Hill." "Elon! You motherf*cker! You better pack a lunch cause your ass is gonna be living in the Capitol starting January of 2027." "I feel like my guys, Robert Garcia and Jamie Raskin are f*cking ready. They're loaded for bear." Same kind of people that've cried endlessly about the weaponization of justice are absolutely salivating over the idea of weaponizing justice against their political opposition.
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I don't know what HPE is, but I want to cancel it.
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"Please join me in putting my head in the guillotine."
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it. Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote go.abdulforsenate.com We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too. We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries. That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next. Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells. Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it. #abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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Have you ever noticed the people who demand, "Let me speak!" the loudest are the biggest interrupters of others?
🚨 NEW: Fox’s @BretBaier challenges Abdul El-Sayed over his astonishing ‘well sucks for them’ response when asked about medical wait times
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Projection Alert!
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.
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Rays fans:
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I spent millions of dollars and all I got was a Hunter Biden original and an extremely dry vintage from Frère Omar winery.
Rep. Ilhan Omar and her husband's winery was shut down for fraud after they apparently sold investors barrels of wine with nothing inside, according to Rep. James Comer. "From our initial investigation of Omar and her financial disclosure form, there are multiple fronts where you could get a search warrant issued," House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer said to Fox News. "Not only was there a huge discrepancy in the financial disclosure form, there was the winery that was the big base of her $25 million listing on her financial disclosure form." "That winery has, according to the press, been shut down because of fraud. They were apparently selling investors barrels of wine to be aged, but there was nothing in the barrels." Back in February, after reviewing financial disclosures filed by Omar, Rep. Comer sent a letter to Omar's husband questioning how eStCru LLC and Rose Lake Capital LLC went from being worth $51,000 in 2023 to up to $30 million in 2024. Comer at the time said the discrepancy was very concerning, noting how the California winery and venture capital firm "increased so dramatically in value only a year after reporting very limited assets." "Given that these companies do not publicly list their investors or where their money comes from, this sudden jump in value raises concerns that unknown individuals may be investing to gain influence with your wife," he said at the time. A couple of months later, in April, the winery reportedly shut down operations.
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Annie Agar ain't gonna be mad this week.
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When did the Rays release McCracken???
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I think I'd rather see C.S. Lewis adapt something of Greta Gerwig's.
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The Dodgers obviously need to go on the free agency market and snag 2 – 3 high price tag players this winter to close the gap.
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Charles Blow was a DEI hire before DEI was a thing.
Insane: Charles Blow on CNN NewsNight defends Abdul El-Sayed’s ties to terrorists and terrorism.
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Two innings in a row, Dodgers have had a runner on third with one out and they can't cash them in. Brewers regularly get a two-out base runner on first, steal second, and get a clutch hit to score.
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Brewers deserve to win. Dodgers deserve to lose. They've both earned it.
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The hilarious irony in all of this is Edwin Diaz is finally performing as billed.
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