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Pandas for Wizards Rebirth in 2025-26 retweeted
A thread 🧵If you wanted to watch seven hours of Fox News personalities losing their ever-loving minds on election night but don't want to waste seven hours of your life I've condensed it for you. Hour 1 - DENIAL - They had no idea what was coming 1/7
Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of ‘My online bubble does not represent real life.”
The inability of Wild fans to see that giving a player a no-trade clause is not the same thing as giving a player a must-trade clause remains unparalleled. No notes.
I find this SO ironic. Detroit negotiated an eight-year commitment with Larkin. As part of that agreement, it gave him contractual control over where he could be traded. Now Larkin wants to leave, and Detroit is big mad because that protection is working exactly as intended. Once again Detroit treats Larkin as a commodity and not as a person. This dates back to after he signed his new contract. An organization can genuinely appreciate someone's talent and still fail to listen to what that person needs.
Tune into tomorrow for another exciting episode of “Guy who has no idea what’s required to do a particular job has very strong opinions on how long it should take to do it”
It seems so strange to have an NBA team that’s fun to watch again … ain’t no party like a Wizards party
The problem Alex Colston has isn’t that “anyone who is paid to bloviate for a living “ doesn’t listen to him, it’s that not enough of his fellow travelers do. Nobody has ever wanted more desperately to be recognized as a prophet.
This is obviously fake, but I did hear it on good authority that Jeff Hoffman “failed” his physical because the team repainted the spaces in the parking lot and that used up the relief pitching budget
Journalists who portray Caitlin Clark as a delicate flower who cannot be around anyone controversial do her no favors at all. She isn’t asking to be coddled.
From @TheAthletic: If the Indiana Fever ever wants to go back to being a basketball team, Sophie Cunningham has to go, our columnist writes. "Cunningham is too combustible, her takes too turbulent to be paired with Caitlin Clark." nyti.ms/4eiBPJ0
He has me blocked, but nothing symbolizes what the left gets wrong than @re_colston when he writes: “You don't want to have a struggle session with me over the "right opinion," or over whether I've held it with fidelity, or over my ability to out-argue you, I promise.”
Few or none of them are willing to govern; governing necessitates compromise. It’s all about rigidity, so they can just break anyone who bends. How likely is that to work across the USA specifically?
100% of people who say they’re “just asking questions” should follow that up with … “until someone validates what I’ve already decided is correct.”
Eagles fans: so tough they boo Santa Claus, so soft that they can’t take it when opposing coaches celebrate beating their team
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of “Guy who yells ‘pay attention to me!’ doesn’t like it when people pay attention to him”
