Rom-com writer. “It looks like he's leaning.” Runs on coffee and spite

Joined May 2023
A new Agent's Guide to MAYBE TODAY, SATAN Sometimes, Hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships you & your twelve goats. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay-even God & her stupid bingo nights. #questpit #q
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Hair-growth-stage "Hey mom, you look like that little girl from Stranger Things" 😭
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It's going to be female reporters that take him down. Women need to rule the world. You men done fucked up. And we're tired of it.
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The cat. The cat is obsessed with me.
gemini, someone's obsessed with you.
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Help, I landed on luxury bag insta and now I'm thinking: "oh, a Birkin Kelly 25 Gold on gold for 20k is a steal" as if the last bag I got wasn't a Lidl grocery bag.
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Turkish teapot so pretty I had to sneak it into the suitcase 😍 (it's my dad's. Well, not anymore.😁)
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İstanbul yesterday in a nutshell (Not my pic)
Heaviest rainfalls since 1985 in Istanbul, and somehow, we made it to the airport and got out - with a nine hour delay 😱
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teyze olan oldu zaten diyip otobusun icinde sigara yakmis aq soyle siktir etcen her seyi
Sarıyer'de sel sularında mahsur kalan bir İETT otobüsünde son durum:
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Heaviest rainfalls since 1985 in Istanbul, and somehow, we made it to the airport and got out - with a nine hour delay 😱
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My dad once told me in traffic " You see that no u-turn sign? Make a u-turn there." It's the Turkish way of things 😂
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Thank God I don't live in Turkey anymore. I'd become the crazy cat lady who adopts every cat she comes across. My teen literally has to stop me from grabbing them aaaaall.
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I 💕 İstanbul
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Berna retweeted
foreigners making fun of manifest will never know they've been targeted by government officials, faced arrest and imprisonment for harming conservative muslim morals. them continuing to make music is an act of resistance but they'll never understand that.
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My camera roll the past week: cats, food cats, food and cats eating food.
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My hair is growing back and to my surprise, I might be blond. (Haven't seen my original hair color in 25 years) 😂
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This is about a million times tastier than pumpkin spice 😍
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Off to the Turkish Riviera 🏖️🌞
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That's why I don't run Ultramarathons.
Ultramarathon runner Kay Borleis sparked widespread viral attention after sharing a "Live Photo" from a 100-mile race in Hawaii that appears to show a dark, cloaked figure watching her from the rainforest. The incident occurred in January 2019 during the HURT 100, a grueling 100-mile endurance run through Oahu's Honolulu Mauka trails, but the footage and photos gained global media coverage years later. While Borleis was running the fourth 20-mile lap of the race, her pacing partner Cassie took several photos. Neither runner recalled passing anyone on that specific section of the trail. Later that evening, Cassie’s mother noticed a dark, cloaked entity moving past Borleis in the background of a "Live Photo". Borleis later shared on a podcast that she experienced sudden, excruciating leg pain during that exact lap, causing her to cry hysterically and ultimately drop out of the race. Describing the video, Borleis noted that the shadowy figure seemed to be observing her from the foliage. "To this day, we still don't know what it was," she wrote in a blog post.
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Dystopia. Real world is already bad enough.
What’s a genre you can’t get into? Why? #writingq #WritingCommunity
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Done 😁
The irresistible urge to get a new tattoo 👀
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Cat heaven
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