Her: I only date bad boys Me:

Has anyone done this yet

Jay Z is such a boring choice for the Super Bowl

Just drank the potion that makes you fat and gay and nothing happened

Di you really just get hit by 2M bro??? I'm taking your life

The AL East exists to get embarrassed in the World Series by any NL team. We are sending the Red Sox to lose to the Cubs next year. It will be funny

Went to Arby's for the first time and they let me order a jarona shake?

What if we were straight ducks and i wanted you to fuck my corkscrew pussy

Thanks for the uncle pussys even if they weren't so good

What a shitass day

Wondering what being waterboarded actually feels like

let me ask you something why they call it plan b, when it's ya first resort, huh?

Nobody wants to see a 45 year old steroid user with him shirt off and yet college students go there every Saturday to watch him do it

i like when the rabbits point and laugh at me

Poor Kevin Cash His team really sucks

I am shaking for sicko baseball

Ive always wanted tk say the words World Series Champion Gary Sanchez