I like lizards and makeup. I'm canny funny tbh bc in from north east England. We are notoriously fkn hilarious xx

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined February 2009
Fuck politics. I'm going back to Gary Barlows massive son.
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🇺🇸Watching the #USAElections2024 from a European POV is a trip
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USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive
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Gigi opening the whole fashion show and Bella closing the whole fashion show. THE HADID SIBLINGS 🔛🔝 #VSFashionShow
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BELLA HADID IS BACK❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #BellaHadid #VSFashionShow
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Adriana, Gigi then BELLA someone get my jaw off the floor #VSFashionShow
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ALESSANDRA AMBRÓSIO!!!! #VSFashionShow #VSFashionShow
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the queen adriana lima is back #VSFashionShow
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𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓗𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓼 retweeted
Elisabeth Sparkle’s yellow coat in THE SUBSTANCE possessing the same yellow color as the eggs depicting the effects of the activator, showing she is the matrix and the constant of Elisabeth/Sue as everything about her changes except for the coat.
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THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭
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THE LIZARD IS SETTING PURPLE SECTORS!!!! 😭
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OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂
The store employee gives food and water to the exhausted bird. Seeing this, the other birds pretend to be exhausted and wait for food. 😂
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She's a child minder. My god.
ARRESTED 🚨 NEW: Lucy Connolly, the wife of a Tory Councillor, has been arrested after calling for people to ‘set fire’ to hotels housing asylum seekers Tory Councillor Raymond Connolly ARRESTED FOR RACIAL HATRED
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