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You’re laughing. Your uncle in the Rochester, NY suburbs just lost all of his online “friends” in a drone strike, and you’re laughing.
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EIGHT MORE YEARS OF OSTY‼️
We have signed Noah Ostlund to an eight-year contract extension with an AAV of $6.6 million.
Details → bufsabres.co/4dk07lt
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JUST IN: Apple received an estimated $2,200,000,000.00 tariff refund this quarter.
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When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this
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Still laughing about the kid who came up to me at our show in DC last night, said great set, pointed at my Summoning shirt and said “you’re a fucking nerd for wearing that by the way”
If I can’t live in the northeastern United States then just send me to hell
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
🤖 Made with AI
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Bringing this vibe after receiving a 2 handed slash to the body
He's 72,000 earthworms smashed into a human body but he's perfect
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So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood































