The Fun Police ruined another party. RIP.
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage.
And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂
Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection.
Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products.
Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated.
Now, I have questions.
Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise?
Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like.
📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department
Big Dave retweeted
When a Veteran tragically took his own life in the San Antonio VA parking lot, Brandon was there the very next day.
On the ground. Standing with the Veteran community. Advocating for those he wants to serve.
That raises a question for those already in office:
Where were you?
Veterans deserve representatives who show up when it matters, not just when it’s convenient.
Leadership is about showing up when people need you most.
Brandon, no one can trust you.
You lick the boots of people who raised healthcare costs, gutted Medicaid and Medicare, and said, “Seniors who collect Social Security should be hit with a mallet.”
Now you pretend to champion healthcare? Families, hospitals and TX-23 know better.
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NGL this was pretty funny
> Seja Flávio Bolsonaro
> Perca as eleições
> Não aceite o resultado
> It’s over
> PF pede seu passaporte
> Vão te prender
> Grave um BAIT falando que não vai fugir
> Arrume as malas
> Ligue louvor na JBL de casa no ultimo volume e deixe as luzes acesas para acharem que você ainda está lá
> Saia na surdina sem ninguém saber
> Pegue avião até Foz do Iguaçu
> Atravesse a fronteira a pé com a família durante a madrugada
> Entre no outro avião que já esta te esperando na Argentina
> Chegue em segurança aos EUA
Flávio é gênio da bola, literalmente fugiu de 6 estrelas do GTA na vida real.
Uhhhh… this doesn’t look good given the recent UK government advisory…
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