#LFC supporting, super-depressed antihero | Famed internet celebrity circa 2012 | Subject of over 10,000 varying works of fiction | Ex Doc | Born #scouse

Planet Sulk
Joined May 2025
This can't be real, surely. He didn't say "King... William", surely. Surely not.
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TL;DR I was served by a cunt in Tesco.
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Op continues to monetise ragebait and false narratives to earn money. Aggressively intimidates & bullies everyone in order to cash in. x.com/smithey21026/s…
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"He's given us a future to look forward to," she said, after Trump praised her figure and called her on stage to speak. Praised. Her. Figure.
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Big moment for @TrentAA coming on in El Classico! For the last 80 seconds.
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"That's blown the title race wide open!" They've played 10 games, mate.
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Is Barca v Real on an actual TV channel anywhere?
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It's nearly 7pm and I'm genuinely amazed they haven't sacked Carrick yet.
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No shame in that! (I mean, it's a little concerning that the only other player we have on the entire page of scorers is Victor Munoz, but still)
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LOOOOOL
What a win for The Polish Eagle! 🇵🇱🦅 Krzysztof Ratajski stuns Luke Littler to set up a semi-final showdown against home hero Martin Schindler!
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The reds win and Utd lose 3-0 at home to remain 5th from bottom.
🤖 Made with AI
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Massive win, that.
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Lee Hendrie's given MOTM to Gakpo over Big Ron.
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LOL
Morning all. Here's Chris Sutton chatting wank again.
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This commentator really needs to stop saying "Albion" every time he mentions Brighton. It's just weird.
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Fair play to Carrick for having the nuts to drop Fernandes to the bench. And you have to admire his steadfast refusal to bring him on at any stage today when they're being cunted like Bonnie Blue.
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Our own worst enemy sometimes. Just needlessly kicked the ball out under no pressure at all.
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What a finish from Evanlison. 3-0 Bournemouth.
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Treymaurice is on. Everything's gonna be alright.
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Malick Yalcouye with a hairline straight out of the Sadio Mane playbook.
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