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Joined April 2012
Movie still rolling, don’t worry. Shebe the former wife was once a young babe
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️ When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭 Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else. She married him exactly one year into their relationship. Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank” She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now. Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg.. Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
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Replying to @KaganTech
Context matters. Watch the full video of the experiment.
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U don go open one main wicked can of worms like this🤣
“Hangout” in room self con, your Honda is safe 😂😂
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I never knew there were this many ICAN candidates in Nigeria See them in the comment section Wow ICAN is really doing a great job for Nigerian youths fr
They asked a lady to list 10 things she has ever done for a man. Crickets everywhere. How many ladies can list 10 things they have done for their man?
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Me with no money planning to decorate my room 😂
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In hindsight, what we call “harassment” is solely at the prerogative of the woman and not the act in itself. How she chooses to respond to the act, whatever it is, determines what it’s called. Cuz ultimately, if a woman finds a man sexually attractive, she would want him to sexually “harass” her and will even call it “rizz” or “game” or “taking the initiative “ or even “being confident “
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🚨The football gods blessed Lamine Yamal
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“U next human “
Komodo ejderi bir keçiyi bütün halde yuttu, dünya çapında viral hale geldi.
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Any woman that wants to put u in a rapey situation will eventually accuse u of rape one day. Once she says no, accept the no and bounce. If she comes around and says she wanted u to try harder, jeje screenshot evidence and block her papa everywhere 🤣
I remember I was flirting with this one girl a long time ago, and I started making a move on her and she kinda pushed me away and was like “no.” So anyways I just stopped and moved on, and then like I see her again a few years later and we get to talking and I ask about that incident and she was like “Oo yeah I was actually really into you, that was a test you had to like push back and win me over.” Like wtf. Women really want you to just sexually assault them on the off chance they are into it.
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It broke my heart, that breaking her heart was the answer..
I once’s missed an ex girlfriend’s birthday party who was acting distant. 45 people there plus family and her own boyfriend, no where to be found. My phone blowing up, “where the hell are you..”. Next day i come over, no present, tell her “sorry, it’s a long story..” that girl nearly cried for hours. For the next 6 months non stop texts, i love you’s, buying me presents, asking to hanging out more. It broke my heart, that breaking her heart was the answer..
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They'll turn you to their personal Uber😂
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Men used to be men
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Apparently, half the length of it is inside while the remaining half is outside. So technically, you’re not as small as you think you are😝
without any context, tell us a random fact.
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Well, it depends on how you made her believe you guys were, as opposed to how you guys really are. It’s a valid reason if you gave her the impression she’s all that meanwhile she ain’t shit
This person has stopped responding to me because I didn't tell her I came to the UK to study, and she only found out through social media. It is well
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All she had to do was “settle”
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Racism on steroids🤧
i’ve never seen a comment section like this in my life 😭
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One of my favorite things about women is how quickly they flip between "how are you so dense, OBVIOUSLY that was flirting" and "omg can't I do anything without guys thinking it's flirting?"
are guys rly that clueless when it comes to flirting, like do i rly gotta spell it out for you 😭
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