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Joined June 2012
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
First order of business for the new black leadership of Georgia, remove ALL confederate monuments beginning with Stone Mountain.
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“Texas will never turn blue in my lifetime.” -Charlie Kirk
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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Woke up to see this seismic and earth shattering news that will change the trajectory of our country forever
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
We’re giving Conan the Tonight Show back. It doesn’t matter if he’s moved on
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Elon’s going back to South Africa in three months.
If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.
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I can finally start using my litter box again at work
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In local news, a friend of mine from high school who is unmedicated bipolar and the biggest liar I’ve ever met somehow came in second in a 6 person race for Boulder mayor. It’s hard to describe the disaster that would ensue from giving this lunatic any kind of political power.
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
They’re going to run against the Iran War
Kind of wildly uncertain moment for Democratic Party econ policy making. Will the 2028 Dem presidential candidate run on ... Tax cuts for small businesses? Medicare for all? Antitrust? Something else altogether? I have no idea and don't think anyone does -- feels way more up for grabs than I can remember
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
If you're curious about the vibes at Vivek Ramaswamy's watch party:
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Literally every dude whose ass Trump admired just lost
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okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
Goodbye, Greg Abbott..
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
Our Marshall Zelinger says people at #CO8 GOP Rep Gabe Evans' watch party are unaware Evans has lost because Fox News is on the television.
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FairTradeMemeCrafter retweeted
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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Turn that shit up then
Ken Paxton’s campaign has gone dead silent.
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