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Someone has to be this good-looking and this much of an idiot

West Virginia, USA
Joined January 2011
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So we know how far a HR was hit by a fraction of an inch but we still have fat guys calling strikes that are 6 inches outside of the zone in real games. Ok
Big Dumper's longest home run edged Brent Rooker's longest out by one inch to win the tiebreaker and advance to the Derby semifinals
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Work doesn't come up when you're trying to remember who made up the Detroit Tigers rotation in 2003.
Men are funny because you can ask one what his best friend does for work and he’ll be like “I don’t know” meanwhile they’ve known each other for 20 years and talk every day
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He yearns for the Midwest
Great photo by Vatican Media of Pope Leo’s visit today to the Vatican Radio Transmission Center outside of Rome.
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Replying to @FlaPanthers
🗣️ ANOTHER ONE!!!
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the fans have finally had enough. get that horrible basketball organization out of our city!!!
The “No Kings” protest is underway at the State Capitol in downtown Sacramento.
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I am going to print this, put it up on my wall, and look at it when any situation looks utterly hopeless.
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“Okay now one where you have that shit on please”
1925 criminal's mugshot
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Chris Davis used to do this all the time?
Tarik Skubal's Last 11 Games: 95 Strikeouts to 3 Walks. 😳
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Why do Hall of Fames wait until people die? Why do they adhere to arbitrary categorical rules that really mean nothing and can be changed with fewer than 12 words? Hall of Fames/museums simply tell a story and ceremonies give someone a chance to feel love from family and friends and adoring strangers. Otherwise, these buildings are really meaningless. Why wouldn't one want to do that? You can't tell the story of hockey without the 30ish years Don Cherry and Barry Melrose gave the game via National Television. They both gave THEIR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES to hockey and the NHL. Imagine how warm a night like that would be make those two GIANTS feel and those of us that loved their entertainment and hearts. Time is limited for both. Cherry is 91 and Barry has Parkinson's. How easy is this? What are we doing?
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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Unpopular take but Bennett Scheffler using his dad's win to make things "all about him" is not a great look.
Lost in the shuffle of Scottie Scheffler winning the @PGAChampionship I failed to post this moment of Bennett Scheffler standing for the first time (I think). Mom's reaction is so pure. Just adorable. #PGAChampionship #Scheffler
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Bob Hill: “If you think you can coach this team better than me, then fucking do it.” Gregg Popovich for the next 20 years:
gregg popovich hired himself as head coach tanked once and then won 50+ games every season for twenty years
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Kentavious Caldwell
if you were a pope what would your pope name be
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Found a whole big book about ya man @FanSince09
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Buddy if you put me next to Ainsley Hayes they’d have to stop the plane on account of me howling like a wolf
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Also note the bottom line letting you know Lebron dropped 25 that night against the grizzlies
Louisville decides to punt to Devin Hester in the fourth quarter of a one-score game Disastrous consequences follow (2004)
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Dressed like Chris Jericho
Former Husky Breanna Stewart LOVING UConn's lead over South Carolina 🔥
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is there a specific post that you still think about
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