Bit Of Entropy retweeted
"I told you, I retired—I shut down my robotics research lab yesterday"
But the mob was not satisfied
BRING BACK HERIONBOT WE LOVED HEROINBOT
Bit Of Entropy retweeted
"No, no, no, I meant don't let someone be harmed if you can prevent it"
[Robot begins stockpiling heroin and distributing it to everyone]
Bit Of Entropy retweeted
"Do not, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm"
[Robot sees all the suffering in the world and promptly explodes]
Bit Of Entropy retweeted
You have signaled too well, O wise arch-signaler, for you've drawn outgroup hatred from all other outgroups to that which is wholly yours.
Bit Of Entropy retweeted
You have tweeted too well, O wise arch-tweeter, for you've drawn Twitter's gods away from the world of all men's tweets to that wholly yours
Bit Of Entropy retweeted
"If the sun is a star, why doesn't it come out at night like all the other stars?"
Anon (unless someone knows the original source?)
Bit Of Entropy retweeted
Is it really still the year of our lord? I could have sworn that was last year
