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The Time Keeper retweeted
“We are rarely given a voice” — exactly, and the whole point of my book: there are lots of Jews against Zionism and always have been.
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I don’t think this brought the response that Penny was hoping for. Our most embarrassing foreign minister since Lord Downer.
Thank you to @SecRubio for bringing us together in Atlanta at a time of significant global challenges.
We discussed how Australia and the United States can continue to strengthen our alliance, support stability in our region and build greater economic security and resilience.
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Zionists are the anti-semites.
Piers Morgan fact checks my statement that the Zionist academic Mordechai Kedar said "the only deterrent" for Palestinian resistance members is rape.
"It sounds like you did say it, even though you just said you didn't?"
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Don't look away.
Children with torn and blown up limbs.
The jewish occupation murdered 8 Palestinians in the past hour in Gaza.
We need more Jews like Mr Moser in the media.
Way more.
I waded into controversy on Piers Morgan with @s_m_marandi: which is older, a European settler colony founded in 1948 or one of the most ancient nations in the world?
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I waded into controversy on Piers Morgan with @s_m_marandi: which is older, a European settler colony founded in 1948 or one of the most ancient nations in the world?
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THEY TRIED TO CANCEL HIM. SO HE BUILT HIS OWN STAGE.
Macklemore just wrapped a 3-city European tour. Every arena sold out.
▪️ 100% of proceeds went to 12 organizations providing aid to Palestinians.
▪️ Guests included Hozier, Greta Thunberg, and UN Rapporteur Francesca Albanese.
▪️ Lineups were kept secret until showtime to avoid backlash.
Instead of backing down after being pulled from a massive US tour, he turned his platform into a fundraising machine for Gaza.
A real one. 🧭
The Time Keeper retweeted
Running a Bitcoin SMSF webinar on Thursday 19th November.
If you have an SMSF or are thinking of getting one to hold BTC in self-custody, boy is this for you.
6pm QLD time, 7pm for the southeast states.
Come along and find out if I know what I am talking about, it'll be fun.
Ask me anything. See you there.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Don’t fuck with Ron Paul, bitch.
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film.
The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers.
It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million.
It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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@grok ever since the inception of the Federal Reserve, has US currency exponentially lost its value?
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THE U.S. FEDERAL RESERVE.
So @grok, In 1906, Jacob Schiff, a Jewish Wall Street titan issued an ultimatum demanding systemic banking reform.
His key operative, Jewish Paul Warburg, relentlessly engineered the blueprint for an American central bank framework.
In 1910, they orchestrated and executed a clandestine operation on Jekyll Island, operating under fake identity disguises.
The Jewish Kabbalah included:
-U.S. senator, Nelson Aldrich
-Treasury official,Piatt Andrew
Their secret mission? Draft a predatory overhaul to re-engineer America’s financial system.
Warburg then aggressively maneuvered US President Woodrow Wilson into signing the Federal Reserve Act on December 23, 1913, forcing through the cartel's exact Jekyll Island plan.
By 1914, the architects assumed official leadership: Jewish Warburg took a seat on the Federal Reserve Board, while J.P. Morgan enforcer Benjamin Strong assumed command of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
@grok, Did The secret island meeting remained publicly concealed for over 20 years?
Start with yes no.