Blog boy @palaceofpistons, beat-maker, Wine Boy, Eleanor Roosevelt lookalike. Putting thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches.

Florence, Italy
Joined April 2008
"Brooke, fetch me my formal bandanna, I don't want to look silly in court."
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The “no spacing did nothing to address their issues this offseason” Pistons are 3-0 with the 4th most made threes per game of any team in the NBA. Will any of the dummies who got it so wrong in their season previews recognize how little they understand basketball? I doubt it!
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90% of the NBA twitter/podcast space is still living in 2016. You can’t properly analyze the NBA if you aren’t willing to change with the same rapidity the league does
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If you are planning on voting for this absolute clown freak Mikey “Bouche the Douche” Bouchard please let me know ASAP so I can purge you from my timeline. This guy has always been a creepy scumbag loser piece of shit and always will be.
Christina Hines has made it clear she does not respect veterans or service members. She said I’ve never worked hard and now she’s called me a coward. I fought for this country. My friends and fellow veterans put their lives on the line for this country. Shame on her. Veterans aren't cowards.
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With center being by far the weakest position on the Pistons roster, I’m totally fine with Duren taking some time to fully heal. Let’s see what Tolu can do with added opportunity.
Jalen Duren (right hamstring strain) is OUT tomorrow against Philly. Ausar Thompson (left ankle sprain) is questionable.
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Jasper Apollonia retweeted
The Detroit Pistons best offensive player to start the year
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Currently in the process of creating the next generation of Italian Pistons fans, you’re welcome @DetroitPistons feel free to fly me to Detroit for the playoffs as a thank you
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Still time to hop on the bandwagon folks!!!
The Pistons shot 40 threes against the Celtics on Tuesday. They shot 40 threes all of SEVEN TIMES last year. If you’re still under the impression this offense lacks shooting, this is the time to re-evaluate that position.
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No because this isn’t actually about competitiveness, it’s just an excuse for owners so they don’t get yelled at by their fan bases when they refuse to spend money
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The Griselda come up was so crazy man. They put the whole game on notice. You just had to be there.
I loved that shit too lol
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Seeing a lot of people attack this girl for being a weird racist freak without asking whether or not she’s actually mad that he isn’t being Muslim enough for her
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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It’s Spooky Szn so you know I gotta drop some spooky shit for y'all on.soundcloud.com/0PG1MOP5Rh…
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If all these people aren’t hunted down and thrown into jail, there is 100% no saving America
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Your jersey will hang in the rafters one day GOAT, keep going
Trump’s goal is to intimidate me and get me to back down. That’s not going to happen. I will not be silenced, and I will not stop fighting for my constituents.
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Im sure Dr J wouldn’t mind. He’d go from the 79th highest scoring player in history to the 9th. Would also make him a member of the 30,000 point club. Think people would consider his career far differently if ABA stats counted in the record books.
I’m glad the NBA is celebrating the ABA’s. But it’s BS to recognize our league while many former ABA players struggle and their stats remain excluded from NBA records! Honor the players. Honor the history. Honor the numbers. Honor the Legacy! NBA, do the right thing!!
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The Pistons shot 40 threes against the Celtics on Tuesday. They shot 40 threes all of SEVEN TIMES last year. If you’re still under the impression this offense lacks shooting, this is the time to re-evaluate that position.
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I don’t expect (or frankly want to see) 40 threes per game, but 36? That’s about league average. And when you factor in Detroit’s ability to dominate the paint, boards, turnover and transition battles…this has the potential to be a very dangerous offense
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Jasper Apollonia retweeted
The Pistons are 1-0! 👀🔵🔴 Detroit erased a 22-point deficit to take down Boston in the season opener. What stood out most? Duren’s impact, Duncan Robinson’s shooting, Javonte Green’s spark off the bench, and plenty more. We break it all down on the POP Podcast! (Link below)
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Jasper Apollonia retweeted
Join @BladeCunningham and I as we broke down Detroit’s season-opening win, the Javonte Green effect, Ausar Thompson’s offensive performance, and more from a thrilling game 1 of 82.
The Pistons are 1-0! 👀🔵🔴 Detroit erased a 22-point deficit to take down Boston in the season opener. What stood out most? Duren’s impact, Duncan Robinson’s shooting, Javonte Green’s spark off the bench, and plenty more. We break it all down on the POP Podcast! (Link below)
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youtu.be/WAq2uEb2PJc?is=3RDy… Excellent video that breaks down what a lot of Pistons fans have been saying this offseason. It’s not impossible to space the floor with Ausar and Duren on the floor as long as you properly utilize Ausar’s full skill set as a passer and cutter
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There was a lot of criticism thrown JB’s way during the first half when the Pistons weren’t hitting threes. I think it’s totally unfounded. The Pistons opening night offense was extremely encouraging on all levels. The fact they shot 40 threes was HUGE.
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